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"Don't worry, you're not the only one who's been confused. It happened to me too. I thought she was a very generous person, and that she was going to invite me to her favorite restaurant. But it turns out she wanted something a little more... spicy."

Posted via D.Buzz

Yeah, what's wrong with a nice diner or looking forward to enjoying foodtruck made streetfood?

Really, is it all about that one thing these days?

Lol

Posted via D.Buzz

You were like... I've got a 401k already !LOLZ

Posted via D.Buzz

It might very well be that I'm thickest dumbass of a man living on the face of the earth. 😅

Thanks for the LOLZ!

Better be a thick dumbass and being invited, than being not invited at all. !ALIVE

Cheers to that! 🍻

(And thanks for the ALIVE!)

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