Fuckassery on the shitty fruit man, let me tell ya!
I've got a secret with things like oranges that I've come to after many grueling days of scientific adventuring in the miserable environment that is the grocery store..
For oranges, you have to give them a heft! I love ripe, delicious oranges more than most things and I get very annoyed when those things taste like shit. What I've learned with them is you have to hold them in your hand and heft them. Pump it up and down in the air like a baseball and compare a few oranges you can see that look okay. The ones that are the heaviest are usually the ones that are edible. Not perfect but damn has it saved me a lot of grief and anger with the oranges! I usually get about 80-85% success with good oranges using this method. For one quick payment of 19.95 though, it can be yours and get a certificate of authenticity! Lol
No joke though, I hate shitty citrus fruits!
A good method indeed...I prefer the throw it at someone's head method though. If it knocks them out it's a good one. 😜
Ah the tried and true method. Can’t argue with that one.
It can be problematic depending on who one throws the orange at, and how hard, but it's usually most rewarding.