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but what if you are thought to be retarded and rejected by polite socirty?

actual chit chat gets thrown to others to worry about where an Oxford Comma is appropriate or not. I can scribble way snobby ;) (meaning whatever I write is polished to perfection since that's just how it is in some sectors)
.................. polite society is shrinking and most Americans are lucky to even spell basic things without everything being stricly emojis and then just "muh brah, muh beyatch".
Have seen that fabulous flick "Idiocracy"? soooooo good :P

Yes Idiocracy is a documentary!

The Americanism the really grates for me is "LIKE" - it makes everyone who uses it sound retarded...