I would like one million green unicorn tokens please.
You'll have to give them to me upfront you see, because I'm in touch with the prince of Nigeria, his money is in an offshore account and have to pay 2000 to withdrawl his Several million dollars. He promises to pay me 4 million dollars for this, and at that time I can repay you. However I will need to sell some of the #greenunicorntokens to be able to afford the 2000 service charge.

Please send them right away.