Sigmund Presentation: Mental Health in Steemit is my mission [costed us 80.000SBD so far...]

in #introduceyourself7 years ago (edited)

💣Good Morning💣🔥

Dear Steemians,

My mission is to treat the mental sickness. I have found in this place plenty of delusional individuals talking to themself.

Through psychoanalysis I have determined the root cause. My diagnose: Multiple-Personality Disorder.

Many of my Steemian patients do not only talk to themselves, but they also vote themselves.

My recommended treatment is: 500mg of downvote per day.

Note: please be aware Multiple-Personality Disorder creates na ego separation, manifesting in the patient having not only a double account, but also commeting and voting himself with separated "Personas"

🤕Patient List🤕

Multiple personalitiestotal payout (SBD)number of autovotes in comments
'voter': ['sigizzang'], 'author': 'sigizzang'5163,062289
'voter': ['noaommerrr'], 'author': 'aluma'2615,726502
'voter': ['eeks'], 'author': 'eeks'2298,71629
'voter': ['surfyogi'], 'author': 'surfyogi'2249,676259
'voter': ['greatpath'], 'author': 'greatpath'2002,332140
'voter': ['matt-a'], 'author': 'matt-a'1846,02225
'voter': ['pal'], 'author': 'pal'1735,27105
'voter': ['nextgencrypto'], 'author': 'randowhale'1734,0541361
'voter': ['movievertigo'], 'author': 'movievertigo'1412,984267
'voter': ['lexiconical'], 'author': 'lexiconical'1298,634121
'voter': ['razorwave8', 'me-tarzan', 'spinbunny', 'otisbrown'], 'author': 'me-tarzan'1256,14660
'voter': ['jrcornel'], 'author': 'jrcornel'1236,5925
'voter': ['crypto-p'], 'author': 'crypto-p'1196,002311
'voter': ['webdeals'], 'author': 'webdeals'952,864365
'voter': ['eeks', 'demotruk'], 'author': 'eeks'937,56628
'voter': ['inventor16'], 'author': 'inventor16'894,43691
'voter': ['adm'], 'author': 'steemcleaners'878,604536
'voter': ['evanrvoss'], 'author': 'evanrvoss'758,652449
'voter': ['mrwalt'], 'author': 'mrwalt'754,454108
'voter': ['warren.buffett'], 'author': 'road.runner'719,22178
'voter': ['jimjam1210'], 'author': 'jimjam1210'713,866130
'voter': ['dang007'], 'author': 'dang007'685,4497
'voter': ['virus707'], 'author': 'virus707'661,778151
'voter': ['anarchyhasnogods'], 'author': 'anarchyhasnogods'630,932112
'voter': ['damarth'], 'author': 'damarth'612,28453
'voter': ['carface'], 'author': 'carface'601,76846
'voter': ['novina'], 'author': 'novina'600,15265
'voter': ['marco-delsalto'], 'author': 'marco-delsalto'582,67846
'voter': ['tonyson4078'], 'author': 'hien-tran'555,05117
'voter': ['jkkim'], 'author': 'jkkim'553,596210
'voter': ['extrospect'], 'author': 'extrospect'547,84843
'voter': ['sigizzang'], 'author': 'maa'545,8371
'voter': ['oldtimer'], 'author': 'penticton'536,00222
'voter': ['oceancoinz'], 'author': 'oceancoinz'533,63680
'voter': ['jamesbrown', 'truth-revelation'], 'author': 'truth-revelation'525,2247
'voter': ['fminerten1', 'novina'], 'author': 'fminerten1'513,24822
'voter': ['fxminer'], 'author': 'fxminer'452,73838
'voter': ['rl90'], 'author': 'rl90'448,14644
'voter': ['johnsmith'], 'author': 'johnsmith'447,01845
'voter': ['sigizzang', 'hotandrandom'], 'author': 'sigizzang'441,17426
'voter': ['grognak'], 'author': 'grognak'441,07856
'voter': ['craigemslie'], 'author': 'craigemslie'435,52660
'voter': ['etcmike', 'stephenkendal'], 'author': 'stephenkendal'415,48263
'voter': ['kaylinart'], 'author': 'woundedknee'399,01623
'voter': ['goldmatters'], 'author': 'goldmatters'397,72120
'voter': ['mynewsteemit'], 'author': 'mynewsteemit'384,52238
'voter': ['tard'], 'author': 'tard'382,272184
'voter': ['corn113'], 'author': 'corn113'381,36257
'voter': ['salva82'], 'author': 'salva82'379,69666
'voter': ['pairmike'], 'author': 'pairmike'363,12250
'voter': ['penguinpablo'], 'author': 'penguinpablo'345,49233
'voter': ['mynewsteemit'], 'author': 'kms555'343,9246
'voter': ['randowhale'], 'author': 'codebreaker'338,83464
'voter': ['sigizzang', 'mahmoudh'], 'author': 'sigizzang'335,41423
'voter': ['storcogato'], 'author': 'storcogato'334,9299
'voter': ['onealfa'], 'author': 'onealfa'333,22641
'voter': ['gregm', 'wonka'], 'author': 'pilot'326,86249
'voter': ['sebastianjago'], 'author': 'sebastianjago'321,07482
'voter': ['adamhole'], 'author': 'adamhole'306,11295
'voter': ['pairmike', 'steemfactory'], 'author': 'pairmike'301,79229
'voter': ['inuk'], 'author': 'inuk'296,86275
'voter': ['btcmillionaire'], 'author': 'btcmillionaire'290,328162
'voter': ['daniel82'], 'author': 'daniel82'288,88444
'voter': ['greensmile'], 'author': 'greensmile'283,28864
'voter': ['mexbit'], 'author': 'mexbit'280,92842
'voter': ['pal'], 'author': 'cron'280,82423
'voter': ['funnyman'], 'author': 'funnyman'275,362100
'voter': ['steemdoge'], 'author': 'steemdoge'271,45110
'voter': ['sqube', 'knuckz'], 'author': 'knuckz'267,92841
'voter': ['worldclassplayer'], 'author': 'worldclassplayer'262,84249
'voter': ['hardikv'], 'author': 'hardikv'252,13836
'voter': ['roy2016', 'xels'], 'author': 'xels'233,95236
'voter': ['capper2016', 'richard-921'], 'author': 'richard-921'228,89836
'voter': ['etcmike'], 'author': 'etcmike'228,65475
'voter': ['itsmein3d', 'laddawan'], 'author': 'laddawan'228,28829
'voter': ['avilsd'], 'author': 'avilsd'224,9136
'voter': ['oldtimer'], 'author': 'oldtimer'224,42424
'voter': ['fminerten1'], 'author': 'fminerten1'223,13452
'voter': ['broncnutz'], 'author': 'broncnutz'220,4437
'voter': ['stefanarud'], 'author': 'stefanarud'220,01672
'voter': ['very'], 'author': 'very'217,00434
'voter': ['randowhale', 'andyluy', 'randowhale1', 'randowhalebonus'], 'author': 'andyluy'214,39637
'voter': ['juliank'], 'author': 'juliank'214,03449
'voter': ['ctrl-alt-nwo'], 'author': 'ctrl-alt-nwo'211,202120
'voter': ['koreaculture'], 'author': 'koreaculture'210,49274
'voter': ['kus-knee', 'goodvibrations'], 'author': 'kus-knee'208,77232
'voter': ['dantethegreat'], 'author': 'dantethegreat'207,51281
'voter': ['uplus'], 'author': 'doosan'207,18855
'voter': ['lasseehlers'], 'author': 'lasseehlers'204,8289

Additional Notes: Only taking into account delusional symptoms since last HF (2017.06.20)

Yours Sincerely,
Sigmund Freud

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Welcome to Steemit sigmundfreud.

Thanks, I will try to fight autovote disease.

Welcome sigmundfreud to Steemit.

Nice to be here my friend.

welcome to steemit 👍

Thank you Sir.

haha @sigmundfreud... amazing post, it should be at the 'funny' category actually... and awesome nickname... If those nicknames are indeed real Steemians (I didn't check), then you did some research there! I followed a. to see more of that and b. because it's just cool to follow Sigmund Freud!!!! Starting a Psychology class via coursera (https://www.coursera.org/ The open portal of free courses from universities all over the world) so it made sense ;) Oh, and welcome of course! Steem on!

Welcome to the amazing world of steemit. Followed. Follow me back 😘