Horse-riding nomadic herders in Central Asia invented pants. The ancient wool trousers were unearthed in western China and carbon-dated to between the 13th and the 10th centuries B.C. They have straight-fitted legs, a roomy crotch, and strings for fastening at the waist.
Ancient Greeks used olisbokollikes: dildos made entirely out of bread. It’s unknown if they were enjoyed during rituals or everyday pleasure, but artwork dating back to the fifth century seems to confirm their use.