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1. Kick a very hard inamimate object on your way to piss at 3am.
2. Bite the inside of your mouth while chewing.
3. Step in a nice soggy clump of dog crap as soon as you walk outside.
4. Accidently rip the headphones out of your ears in a violent manor when attmempting to move or stand up.
5. (My personal favorite). Crack one of your shins on a vehicle's tow hitch while walking around it.