No sane person has children. I'm not saying you have to be insane to have children. Oh no. You are insane because you have children. Your children will, in fact, teach you in the ways of insanity. I know. I've been insane a long, long time.

I have decided to follow you in the hope that some day I can give you advice to save you worse iniquities than insanity.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.