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LOL. I don't even know how to respond to that. So, no. Ask the elephant. I'm lost.

Just say you are mixed, then you can use black.

This day and age I could have picked green and purple and someone would find a way to be offended.

This wasn't about that. Didn't even cross my mind. Black and white because elephants are grey. And I suppose that would piss off the aliens... fuck.