Aaahhhhh @trafalgar it's great having you back. Here I was, navigating your list of 10 items confidently, all the while asserting to myself that I'm an old hand at humour & that nothing will truly catch me with my pants down when...

POW

I was blindsided by the Chuck Norris roudhouse kick to the side of the head that was point 5's mom reference!

I was not expecting that stealth attack as the sentence unfolded! Well done sir, well done!