I made so many over the years. Something for every occasion I guess. And the style can take on so many new meanings. I even impress myself some days...
And yeah for sure. I knew that line would work on him. I have other lines that work well. Like, if you're on a bus and someone opens the window, but you don't want it open, just quietly tell them the breeze is carrying their body odor.
That sounds like a book idea. NoNames' amazing one liners for every situation XD
To get to the front of the line, just tell everyone you're about to shit your pants. If that doesn't work. Shit your pants. They'll move.
But then what do you do about the shit in your pants D:
Just act like it's normal.