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lol! That reminds me of when I was living down in Mexico for a while, there was this parrot that someone had trained to yell "Chinga tu madre!!" which really just means 'f*&ck you'. It hung out on a tree behind a high wall and would say the phrase any time someone would walk by.

People (mostly tourists - it is a remote part of MX) didn't realize it was a parrot. They thought it was someone trolling them in a high voice, so they'd get mad and start yelling toward the wall. It would just repeat the phrase.

Once in a while, someone would get really pissed and run around the side of the fence, but there was a huge, permanent nasty muddy pit full of trash obscured by high grass that you would fall in knee deep if you tried to look around the wall. They would always fall in, then see the bird and walk away embarrassed.

I would be sitting across the street with my buddies drinking a beer watching the whole thing. I was an asshole in my early 20s, I guess.

Lol. Great story man! Indeed one that's simular.

'I would be sitting across the street with my buddies drinking a beer watching the whole thing. I was an asshole in my early 20s, I guess'

An asshole?, not to me. You guys were just minding your own business, hahaha.

Hahaha well true. I was minding my business.

Lol, heard this before, never gets old.

It's like nonames just above said: a Classic and not misplaced as comment on this post I guess.