The other day @papa-pepper made a very funny POST about how to make Vegetarian Bacon. It was great. You should go check it out and while you are there follow him as well, you won't regret it.
Anyway, While I was trolling....Errr I mean BROWSING Facebook I came across this MEME, and it reminded me of @papa-pepper's awesome post. Just a note...THIS IS NOT MY MEME.
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Enjoy your day folks.