Sort:  

Because my wife got a shit load of lamps. 😃. It's quite quirky. It reminds me of a Julia Donaldson book kids book called "what the ladybird heard". Great book. So if I ever get burglars won't know whats going on.

Lol, that's a funny reason that have some senses in it anyway.

also in Ireland we call these the "big" light which is better left off for a more softer alternative. Easier for the hangovers.

Ohh really?