Some humor

Explanatory Notes of Monster High students:

-No! Well, you must just read what these people write, these ... I have no words! - Professor Lou Zarr raged and waved leaflets in the face of the headmistress Bladgut.

"All right, come on, I'll read it," she agreed wearily.

-Out loud!

"I, Frankie Stein, was not attended on the most interesting lesson of Mr. Lou Zarr, because when I tried to get up I slipped, fell, hit the corner of the pillow and lost consciousness for two hours."

-This is a clear lie! cried the professor.

"But perhaps it's true!" - the headmistress objected. - And please do not interrupt me.

"I, Draculaura, was not at the lesson of Mr. Lou Zarr, since today was the most interesting series of the series "Moon Love". Jozefina went to a mortal city and met Giza, who in fact is Friedrich, and Lucien wants to kill Josephine, but by mistake kills her twin sister - Fayrine".

"I, Claudine Woolf, was not attended at the lesson of Lou Zarr.

"I, Laguna Blue, was not at the lesson of Mr. Lou Zar because Guill Wibber's mother insulted me and my family." My debt was to insult her in return. "

"I, Cleo de Nile, was not at the lesson of Lou Zarr, since I not think it's a king's business - to get up early".

"I, Deuce Gorgon, was not on the lesson of Mr. Lou Zarr because I was on an urgent training session, because soon a will be important match".

"I, Claude Wolf, was not in the class of Mr. Lou Zarr because I was on an urgent training, because soon a match".

"This match should be held in six months!!" - Mr. Lou Zarr was raging.

-Scream is a very difficult sport, so I think that six months is not enough. Can I continue? - The woman waited for a nod from the professor and continued reading. Explanatory notes amused her.

"I, Katherine DeMew, missed the lesson of Trigulocalcumetry, since I believe that this subject is against religion, which I consider to be salvation."

"I, Heath Burns, could not come to the lesson of Mr. Lou Zarr." Behind me was running Abby Bombineble and trying to hit me, I have no idea why, and besides, I slipped and fell. "We ran a whole lesson, and unfortunately it was a lesson trigulocalcimetry.
P.S. As a result, Abby caught up with me"

"I, Abby Bombineible, did not want to miss such an interesting lesson of Mr. Lou Zarr, but I had to, since Hit Burns insulted me, and I tried to catch up and beat him.
P.S. all the same caught up, bu-ha-ha. "

"I, Toralai Stripe, missed the lesson of Lou Zarr, because I watched as Abby chased after Heath and filmed the video, I can show the film ... By the way, he fell very funny..."

"I, Purrsefone, was not at the lesson, as I watched Abby and Heath."

"I, Mewlody, missed the lesson of the Trigulocalcumetry because, along with Toralai and Purrsefone, I watched Abby and Heath fight."

"I, Venus McFlytrap, missed the first two lessons, because I gave out leaflets and called for the preservation of the environment"

"I, Guillinston Wibber, tried to separate Laguna Blue and my mother, so I missed the lesson of Mr. Lou Zarr."

"I, Jackson Jackill... All questions to Holt Hyde."

"I, Holt Hyde... All questions to Jackson Jackill."

"I, Robecca Steam, did not attend the lesson of trigulocalcumetry, because I thought that I attended."

"I, Skelita Calaveras, was not at the lesson of Mr. Lou Zahr, the reason is that I'm new at school, when I woke up this morning - I went to my old school out of habit. Then I remembered that I now studying at Monster High, but it was too late The first lesson I missed.
P.S. cried all ... "

"I, Rochelle Goyle, missed the lesson of Mr. Lou Zar because I went to the hospital to pull out a tooth." The tooth was pulled out to me (he grew up again in record time), but the doctor gave me a certificate, not a sick leave sheet. "I was offended and broke the certificate. I can not show it to you. "

"I, Gulia Yelps, were not at school... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuu!"

"They're all lying!" professor squealed.

"I think we should forgive them" - headmistress said. The absurd explanations of the students amused her. In fact, they missed the lesson, because they were walking with her horse named Nightmare, but Lou Zarr does not need to know about it ...

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