BREAKING: RIHANNA IS PREGNANT!

I was literally watching episode 4 of Euphoria S2 when my bestfriend sent me a text delivering the news that my woman Rihanna is pregnant. Once again RIHANNA IS FUCKING PREGNANT. Worst part is I'm not the fucking father??!!! I know I'm a girl, there is no way I could get women pregnant but you know what I mean. The guy is A$AP Rocky. I'm glad it's Rocky. They were both seen and photographed out in New York City over the weekend, where Rihanna debuted her baby bump while wearing a long pink jacket and let the bottom unbuttoned. Click this for the link to see the pictures. Sis literally saying "Not this year again (for the album) bitch I'm pregnant".

Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have known each other for a very long time. They've been friends. As a Rih's fan, I never expected this. At all. First, I never thought they would end up together because they've been friends since forever. Second, I never thought Rih wanted to have kids. Third, she and I are supposed to be together. Everyone has been waiting for the album. She ain't drop nothing and it's been almost 6 years. She's a fucking billionaire now. I'm so proud of her. Now I sound like her grandma. But yeah for real, I'm a simp for her. She is literally the most beautiful woman I've seen in my life. Her lingerie and makeup business are very successful. She basically can do anything. Man she a fucking God.

Now that I've heard that she is expecting her first child with her rapper boyfriend A$AP Rocky, I'm very broken. Sis looks happy since they are dating so I'm happy for her. For both of them. I'm not against Rocky at all. I find him to be the most handsome rapper. His taste in fashion, his music I love them all. They both deserve each other. They've been friends and I personally think it is actually good. I can't imagine what the baby gonna look like. I mean Rihanna x Rocky?!!