NDJT EPISODE 2 : TEASING YOU LEFT, RIGHT, FRONT, BACK AND CENTRE

Hello Steemians,

Yaaaay! I finally get to participate in this contest as I didn't get to take part in the first episode.
This is also my first entry in a contest in this great platform called Steemit.
This contest is fun, interactive, honest, and helps to channel out the bright side of your life.
Do enjoy, I'm giving this my best shot.

Kudos to @mimy for this creative and exciting contest.

A special shout out to the steemians supporting this cause too.

Now let's begin! (rub palms together)

THE QUESTIONS ARE :

At what age did you have your first kiss?
At the tender age of 9 years old (yes, you read it right).
It happened at a school play, I was supposed to give the boy a peck o, but decided to give a real kiss. You can imagine the loud gasp that echoed in the school filled with parents and children.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
Hmmmm. It will be receiving 1 dollar from an uncle as a Christmas gift. It wasn't useful at all, as I couldn't do anything with it.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
It seem simple but highly valued. My boyfriend at the time paid me a surprise visit at school from a long distance. It was unexpected, and I was so touched by the thought and gesture behind it.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
As I am not Riri, I would prefer going without make-up o. After wearing bra for most part of my life, it seem to have become another part of my body (even though I hate it all the same).
It's a combination of love and hate.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
Ha! It's a tough one, but I will be honest.
My ideal man must possess the following (not in order of priority) :

• Humility (I don't mean a mumu)
  *Sound mind an intelligence (our children must know book well well)
• Good looks(he doesn't have to be Anthony Joshua, just pleasant to my eyes)
• Charm and romance (because I am a sucker for love)
  Finally, must be a Christian with fruits to show (this one is compulsory o)

What would you do with one million naira?
Warning!!!
Please don't laugh too much and hurt your ribs.
Believe me, I'm being honest with you.
I'll pay 10% as tithe and give the rest to my parents (I wish I can explain why, it's a long story).

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
Yes o, I'm one of the ambassadors of abstaining from sex before marriage.
It's just quite hard to find a man who has never had sex. Abi guys, am I lying?

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
Wow! These are just guesses, I don't know ooooo.
For the males, @blessbolaji, @olamike, and @tojukaka
For the females, @mimy, @adejoke16, @ogoowinner
Y'all look so innocent, so you probably are.

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
As I lay awake on my bed, my prayer to God is to shower me His love, send me a word in the Bible, and give me the courage to suck my lover's phallus when we have sex.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
My forgiving nature. I am always amazed by how easily I forgive, no matter the gravity of the offence.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
One person's creativity revealed the amazing personalities in so many people.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
Anatomically speaking, my interpretation to this is "Teasing you enormously from your body system to the very core of your cell".

I HAD SO MUCH FUN!!

I am not selfish, so I nominate @blessbolaji @olamike @mosunomotunde to join in this fun.

Long Live NDJT!
Long Live SteemIt!