This contest was allot of fun last time and we got allot of great entries so why not do it again. In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.
A couple examples on how to play :
Question : What is 2 + 2 ?
My Answer : 22
Question :Is the sun hot ?
My Answer: No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.
Rules
- Place a dumb question in the comment section.
- If you see a stupid question you want to answer then go ahead and hit reply under the question and give your best dumb answer.
Prizes :
1 randomly selected participant who entered a dumb question will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.
1 randomly selected participant who enters a dumb answer will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.
Random participants will receive a Free Steem-Monster Card.
What is @steemmonsters ?
Steem-Monsters is a digital card game created by @aggroed and @yabapmatt. Early game release has launched and prizes are already up for grabs. Some of the cards in this game have already sold for upwards of $3000. Free Manual Prize Money tournaments have started and thousand of dollars of Steem has already been given out. If you haven't checked out Steem-Monsters yet do so by clicking here. You can sign into the official site using your Steem details.
Last Weeks Winners
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Why does trump makeup fake news?
Because he is just a puppet being used to distract the public.
I thought because he was in drag --- spelling I said makeup not make up.
or he could be apologizing!
hope to see you particlipate in MemeDay tomorrow... my friend
MEMEDAY ...... sounds like fun.
I will keep an eye out for the post :)
How is your mom doing?
I have no mom, I was created not born.
wasn't that from frozen sperm... making you have a popsicle?
Nope .... I was put together using state of the art technology that was handed down from our alien overlords in the sky. Afterwards the advance technology was given back to said overlords.
I think it's the first contest that i win, lol.
How i get my card.
Thanks for all.
Congrats on your first win :)
To view your card click --> steemmonsters.com and use your Steem details to log in.
Then click collection at the top of the page.
I have a few cards, how i know which one i received haha.
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https://peakmonsters.com/@vempromundo/explorer
I sent you ,,,,,,
Oh, i didn't know this site. Thanks. It's super helpful.
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No problem, its an awesome site run by @jarvie
why mother called as mother?
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Because if she was called something else she wouldn't be Mother.
to deceive, because in fact she found her son in the trash can when he was a baby :D
yesterday when you showered the water was wet?
The water itself wasn't wet. It was I that got wet after coming in contact with the water.
No it was hot
Can someone explain to me why the wheel of my car this morning was spinning?
Someone likely wound it up before you got in.
Kind of like how a kid winds up toy works.
You probably were looking at your ceiling fan.
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if the wheels don't spin how does a car move, haven't you ever driven before?
If you don't use a wash cloth, are you still clean?
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Depends on what you use in the place of the wash cloth. For example if you used some hard formulated Dun then you will not only be dirty but will also smell bad.
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Is There Life After Marriage?
Why do you rent money and not own money? And what is your rent rate for money?
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We all only " RentMoney " as the government are the true owners.
As for my personal rate, it depends on the individual.
I guess its probably worse. We borrow that money from the FED and have to pay interest on it to pay it back. Money is debt, so we owe the money back to the central bank at some point in time. But if you hold some Bitcoin you probably more likely to own some "digital money"
How about for a walk on the back side of the meadow?
A walk .... you mean like exercise .......
!popcorn
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?
If everything tastes like chicken then chicken must taste like everything.
lol
clearly it taste like rabbit
but rabbit tastes like venison when you put them in a stew together.
It's called a bambi and thumper special...
Can I get your Facebook username please?
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I don't use Facebook.
How many sticks to make a canoe?
One big one.
Why do ranged monsters go in the back row?
Because they are bad gamblers and as the saying goes, "liquor in the back, poker in the front".
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STOPYou were probably uninvited :D
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How does Moses make his tea?
With his staff held out which allows him to part his tea equally down the middle as he only likes drinking a half of a cup of tea at a time.
Haha!
Nope, Hebrews it.
What was Nancy reading during Trumps speech?
I think Nancy is too old to run... even for the Democrats lol She is a year older than Bernie
if the choice is between a lying, cheating, Traitorous, thief who workes for the Russians and a seasoned negotiatar who actually knows how to do bipartison work,
I'll take the thief who looks like an orangutan EVERY TIME....
Then again I just had a prefrontal lobotomy and am living in a fantasy world where I like to GET savagely beaten over the head AS MY BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED OF MONEY and I go to live on the street.
How do we know if a word is mispelled in a dictionary?
The almighty Google will tell us so.
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Who is this? How'd you get my number?
This is me ..... Jenny told me your number was 867-5309.
Man, that's Jenny's number! What a dumb answer. :)
Why can't I see when I close my eyes?
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Because you forgot to put on your reading glasses before closing your eyes.
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Why do you try to be so innocent?
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Because I am innocent until proven guilty.
Why is the night dark?
Because its full of terrors.