As an inhabitant of the local wetlands (swamp) I was horrified when
Trump said he was going to drain the 'swamp'. I was much relieved when
I realised he was talking about Congress and government. The people in
the 'swamp' he was referring to were very alarmed on both sides of the
house because of the indiscretions they had committed. Trump is slowly
killing all the alligators and snakes but he never realised that,
according to rumour, his running mate Pence was a snake in the grass
who had been working against him since election. It looks like Nikki
Haley will be Trumps new running mate.
The New South Wales election was won by the liberal/conservative
coalition and the Labor leader will 'fall on his sword', some say he
was stabbed in the back, as he was blamed for losing the election. He
just was not prepared at all.
It looks like Obama and Clinton will be investigated for their
un-American activities, no details available yet.
Obama is caught up in the university bribe scandal that surfaced when
some Hollywood personalities were exposed.
The New Zealand Parliament opened the current session with an Islamic
prayer. The prayers at the start of every sitting day have been changed
to omit Jesus and the Queen.
The Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is a socialist agnostic with Mormon
parents.
The far left news network CNN, dubbed as the Clinton News Network at
one time, which is known for its radical and emotional news readers and
producers, has lost so many viewers and revenue that it is expected to
collapse before the end of the year. Did somebody say 'fake news'?
As an aside, all the TV stations in Australia are left wing excepting
Fox. Some game hosts even criticise Trump any chance they can get.
The Brits haven't left the EU yet, but the Queen has given up driving
and Meghan has chosen a maternity hospital closer to home.
Thanks for reading, I hope to make the next edition of Swamp News more
juicy.
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