This guy from Indonesia called me auntie.
He must have thought I was a girl, cause tante means auntie in Indonesian.
Then he surprised me with a picture of his penis.
I did the only thing I could think of and I didn't think twice: I sent him a picture of my banana.
Cause honestly, if you get to know me well enough, you'll know I love bananas.
Special note for the boys: Dear fellow members of my gender if you want to receive a picture of a banana, just send me your cockshot! You can reach me by e-mail: [email protected]. (Do understand: I am NOT going to write a reviews on your penis appearance, unless you desperately want it. I am not some cheap slut!)
This message is a tribute to all the women who have not given up on their dream of the prince on the white horse, despite all of these cock shots. Ladies, I bow to you!
I've always wanted to post something Not Safe For Work. I hoped you guys and gals enjoyed this post.
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