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Eh, we had a couple come out and clean the gutters about a month ago. Young couple, cool people. Pura and I took off for a minute..


Got back as they were leaving. Thanks, stuff like that, the wife goes "I found a corn snake nest, four little babies, I took them down the street and let them go."

WTFuck⁉️

They assured us they're harmless and bla bla bla bla like they do about snakes when they think they're harmless. No such thing. They're all deadly to me!

Had to ask google if the mom snake's gonna be pissed and will they come back, shit I never cared to know.

According to the internet we're in the clear but she never shoulda told me. I'm ruined. Haven't been able to go on that side of the house since. There's an exterior basement access there, too, I need to change the hinges on the door.

Those hinges can fuck right off.

Hahah that’s shit man. They just want to give you a lick!