Now you see me now you don't. Go.
I know, crazy, barely a year old and she can already carry a conversation.
You're a 1 year old German Shepherd Dog who speaks in complete sentences, of course we can play now you see me now you don't.
Go.
The camera doesn't go that far, we can hardly see you. Let's try a different one, ready?
Go.
A little close, don't you think?
No. But I do think my shoulders look good.
Daddy's G - A Model Female Dog just turned 1 and already adorns her own curves like a mature adult. I laughed.
What in the hell did you just say?!
Eh! Get your asses back here!
I say asses like she has two. It's the only time I say it plural—ass. Not sure why that is. Less aggressive, I guess. When we fight I don't say who wants to get their ass kicked, it's who wants to get their asses kicked! She's a real sharp dog—picks up on my slang quick. Proper English is so hostile.
Eh! Get your fuckin ass back here!
Cool wooden bridge that weaves around the forest, ready?
Go.
Nice! Same trail but this time covered in leaves, ready?
Go.
O0oooh, look at you all scary dog. Alright, scary dog, how'bout smiling dog, ready?
Go.
L o L
That's sleeping dog! Smiling dog's where you stick your tongue out like Gene Simmons, remember?
I'm done go get a stick now and then throw it and then I will go get it but I won't bring it back and instead I will run the other way and then you will say all the same stuff you always say to talk me into bringing it back but I don't know how many times we have to go over this if you want it back GET A RETRIEVER I love that game! Go.
I'm surprised you made it this long. You're usually over it before we start. I got one more I think you might like, though, with a backdrop primed for chameleon dog, ready?
CHAMELEON!!!!
Go.
Got a stick in mind or will any of these work?
I'm looking at it.
"That one," she said. "No, that one." I must've picked up a dozen sticks. Had me going in circles. Couldn't make her mind up; too short, too sharp, too dark, "the car one!!"
One more.
This one?
No!
Ok.
Wait!
Ok.
Now you see me now you don't. One more. Car dog.
Car dog?
Sit.
Ok.
Radars hip bone, you know, car dog goes like an oscillator.
Atlas is Czech. Her English is still a little rough. Radar's the donkey. She's talking about Founder, the Mustang. He and Radar are bound at the hip. She's eerie sharp. Mustang, 'the car one,' funny.. close enough! No idea where she picked up oscillator, though.
Mustang dog, ready?
Go.
I've been teaching her how to drive, too, now she thinks she's a horse. Only when there's no traffic, of course, I'm not crazy. She's not ready for the open road yet anyway but loves it when I stick my head out the window. Pura says she can hear her laughing her asses off all the way at the edge of the property.
I'm going to have to cite you for your vicarious use of Eh, not just in this post, but I see it cropping up in your comments also. You are 100 percent a green eyed pink princess American, last time I checked and Eh is specifically for use by Canadians AND we don't ever write it, only speak it verbally. I just write it to be an um, well, be what I am, whatever that is, maybe it's my half non-Canada Inc. side.
I'll be back later to add a far more quality comment. Gotta go. Got time travelling to do, literally.
Love your photos.
!heartdropgolden
Put a vowel and a consonant together and suddenly it's territorial. Relax, eh, It's just a sound when I use it, eh, not punctuation, like in England where they ran outta periods so everything ends with a question mark, dyanoteimean?
I'm going to go ahead and say it's sad seeing an American co-opting a traditionally Canadian Inc. phrase and totally screwing up correct usage of said phrase repeatedly, like over beating meat with a mallet tenderizing finger flesh.
I feel motivated to at least give you a p̷o̷i̷n̷t̷e̷r̷l̷e̷a̷r̷n̷e̷r̷ before you make a complete ________ of _________. Here, eh
ℐ кη☺ẘ, Ї ḱᾔ☺ẘ, ℑ кᾔøẘ, łαηℊυ@ℊε ♭℮ḓαℨℨʟℯ﹩ ¥☺υ▪
Eh, I give zero shits about Canadian lingo.
I don't know why you're still using it now, here, there, everywhere nor how I try, why you don't cross that border at the right spot and go ahead and like say it again, like
Eh. Nothing is Canadian don'chaknow, eh. Not a car or microchip or phone or nothing, eh. Closest thing to authenticity in Cañada is Irish whiskey.
Everything I make is authentically hand made on Cañada Inc.'s land by my hands as you know, eh.
Why are you mentioning alcohol when you left that in the dust like long time ago?
Sneaky you, editing the English ways of being out of that comment. Did someone shame you into it?
I am beginning to worry about you and@thebigsweed, you have a talking dog, who’s learning to drive and he swears the chickens are having full conversations as he watches them hide their heads.
I guess it could be worse, I could have married a dog 😀😃🤣
That's what squirrel said! Last time I put feed in the bird house you guys sent us, the squirrel told me the birds, with their wings n all, have an advantage in the feed department and they'd rather have a talking dog.
That's a real camouflage that the environment gave to that dog. In the dark, at night, one would hardly notice its presence.
Whaddup! This is a nice surprise, thanks for finding me. Eerie sharp dog, her, appears outta nowhere and then vanishes without a clique.
I am not liking thee IRONY of your last post being...
NOW YOU SEE ME NOW YOU DON'T..!
Where are You..👀😒👀
hahaa she's so smart I'm sure the dialog didn't go just as you described. She's probably wondering if you will ever be trained properly or maybe if you are trainable at all 😂.
She's such a pretty girl from the tip of her nose all the way to those sassy asses
She knows how to bring out the best in a camera. Even the blurry ones are..
Really gotta be on top of my clicking ga.. gotta run! (it stopped raining)
Haha... these was a fun read. The title of the post reminds me of an American magician like a movie. It is an interesting piece of art.
She is looking so good, and I get the aggression use of asses. Hehe. It is nice reading you again. A happy new month to you. I hope you are well.
And it is nice to be read.
Thanks for hanging out with me this week. Any more fun than this would be against the law.
She makes it easy. She can make a dinosaur phone look good. Got a new one coming in the mail, though. Phone that is. Not sure what my excuse will be then. = }
You are welcome 😊. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This just made my day. Happy New Month.
Better up your game for Saturday, you're only as good as your last one.
Noted. What day is it now?
I thought I saw you ask When, not What? I don't believe in this mechanical calendar time keeping system, so I don't speak of days, unless it's @dandays.
Nice pictures when you can get them of your 1 yr old buddy // 🐕🦺
Much thanks. Ever since she found us I've been a photographer. = }
Psst, hey - there's a dog in some of your photos.
That's what I was shooting for. ha!!! You didn't see that one!
I can't believe you shot a dog. So heartless.
I still don't have a hand though dude so it's ok cuz my aim's all over the place.
Been meaning to tally up your creative points. The way you made your new avatar look like the old cartoony one is gonna add up but, again, hand... can't use a calculator.
Calculators are so overrated. Get an abacus instead.
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How bout a foto of Atlas at least if you got nothin to say.
5 in a row. Now nuthin'..?
I hope everything is ok?
.... and I still don't see you except where you just voted my post.
THanks !
Hope you are ok.
Hmmm. I missed you.
And this post.
But I missed pretty much everything this last month or two. It's not you. It's them 😈
Happy NY, DanDays. Hope yer having a good 'un.
2024 was better with you in it.
That's all.
🦊
Been missing you on here.
Hope all is ok.?
Hurry back...
Next time tag me, please.
I lose days here juggling a gazillion things at once!
Came to check on you. And then you were gone :(
Haha, it's really so cool and fun to have a very smart four legged friend around. Who does everything to please his master. There will never be a dull moment with you two together!!haha. You are both lucky to have found each other!♥️🥰