Something No One Else is Doing

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Hi, you, I say with confidence because I know you're not someone else. We've probably met if that's what this is. I bet if I remembered all the stuff I told you, I'd go daaayyum, I told you that?! if we met in real life and you'd be all "you're so tall! And even more handsome in person!!" Then I'd go.

You sound like my dentist.

Not really. That would be weird like people who stare at their feet when they walk.

I only recently got comfortable undressing at the dentist. I always stick to the chair. You know those vinyl chairs dentists use like barber shop chairs that lean back and lay down flat. Peeling yourself free from one of those like an individually packaged slice of cheese can be traumatic in front of an audience when you can't feel your face but for the rest of you.

I'm @DanDays - The Luckiest Guy I Know

5n1/2 years, this / that, still the only social media type platform I've been to. Nowhere else can I be found. But if I had one wish I'd be in two places at the same time.


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Clever, funny, questionable, toxic; I try to introduce all four in the first couple sentences. Usually, and I use that term loosely like Treaty, somewhere between the second and very last paragraph, we have a better idea what the hell I'm saying.

All of the images I use are my own unless stated otherwise. Won't find those anywhere else but I've said that before, now I'm just dawdling. Doot d-do d-dewww.

Keep it exciting, that's for sure. Just because a sentence ends in exclamation doesn't mean everyone's awake! Can't expect to capture consumer attention in a world where the only thing that matters is instant gratification if each paragraph isn't better than the last. I want what I said last time to be better than this time said no one ever.

A lot of fluff, really. Two images and what you've read until now and all I've done is beat around the bush.

Time—single most important ingredient in all things.

Provocative or striking like I've never been so racist in my life and then go off about old white dudes is totally acceptable; opening sentence, title, put it wherever you want. You'll attract attention with that one and, if you're not doing it for attention, get out. The.

STREET!


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Whereas Ladies, stop showing your pussy to the internet works better around here somewhere to avoid lengthy explanations how you're totally not serious, 'ha-ha, LoL' and all that because everyone knows ladies don't do that.

Attention whores do.

I know!! Doesn't make sense like calling AI art, art. It's ok to say fuck and pussy but whore is ~taboo~.


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Hi, you, I say with confidence again. I started putting this one together the other night when Pura told me about some attention you know whats she works with -- at a public place -- in a shared break room.

Two colleagues of hers, college girls, both under 20 are sharing their OnlyFans page with each other and another woman she works with, three total, the whole break room's tuned in. The other woman's 50 something years old, I can't make this stuff up. She's engaged in the conversation because she's sharing her OnlyFans page, too, and she has a 26 year old daughter they all work with. Mhmm.

That would suck. No one goes to the Ferrari dealer for a gas pedal.

What do you mean?

Treasure the whole experience. Everything from the showroom to the curves, the paint, feel how solid the doors open and close, the contour of the driver seat. Get a sense for the controls, the steering wheel, smell the leather, listen to 12 cylinder harmonics. The gas pedal's the very last thing.

She said I should write that.


Everyone knows what a P-word looks like—tulips the color of her hand, et cetera. I can see a thousand of them right now at the speed of internet.

But, if you cover it up and, it doesn't take much to cover it, you might be surprised with the uptick in likes. And if you want to get super duper original like really, really do something no one else is doing, put your belly button on the internet.

MmmmmmHm.


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'Doot d-do d-dewww' out of thin air, you got me.

Ramblings, hidden passages, knock out features, keep going you're doing it in style.

@tipu curate

Tune in tomorrow where I type a machine gun sound.


Much appreciate that, Joan. Thank you more than this. And the tip! Mhmm. <3

If we have electricity I will be sure to stop on by, have an amazing day!

I was briefed in a DM by Lizelle yesterday. What do you do? What's the preparation look like, cupboards of candles, firewood or..?

All the above with LED lamps and gas stoves 🙃

My gosh, I guess everyone and their granny has an only fans nowadays.. I bet even AI will have tons of them soon, what do you think? With the new chatgtp what is it, 4 ? AI can start earning themselves and us peasants won't be needed anymore. Ahum, I mean THEM peasants as I don't have one of these, I swear!

Hope you and the ladies are good, stop sharing these adorable puppy pictures or I will start sharing my adorable grumpy cat pictures!

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Not the best quality but hey its just a comment :) haha

iHeart pink and pets so the quality is off the charts! = }

Good morning.


This all started some months ago with an account called @malcaya. She runs that one and @evaave. She had all kinda xxx images between the two accounts on the blockchain but it was tagged properly so I would've just ignored it. But the evaave one had way too much suspicion. She was 18, then 23, then barely legal, 21 and I honestly can't tell the difference between 16 and 30 anymore so I explained myself to her and downvoted the shit out of all her running content.

She then removed everything she could and has since targeted DanDays. Hashtag poorgirl. So, when Pura told me about the shameless girls in front of co-workers, both dudes and women together, figured it was time to say what I think of little kids whose only attribute is their vajay-jay.


It's 26 degrees here. Send me some sun, please. <3

Thank you.


Just about morning here sir, good morning to yourself!

OMG! That's -3 Celsius. The horror! It's "only 76" something here, aka 23 degrees Celsius, I can borrow you 3 so you at least get to 0 and I will not get too cold myself :)
When it arrives you can do this:

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Let's focus on the dog here, I shall tip your dog with some !PIMP if you promise to give it to her! :) She's adorable!!!

I have to get some work done while having a sore throat and a bday girl in a few days, my timing sucks being ill.. Wish me luck, or send me over a magic potion so we can still enjoy her bday plans this weekend (right now, I doubt it will happen which makes me sad for her).

Please don't freeze over there!

<3

So cold I tried converting it to Celsius and my phone froze.


LOL, that aint good!


You must be killin' it out here!
@thisismylife just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @dandays.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

This is so tranquil

Yes, that was.

LOOK AT THIS COMMENT, LOOK AT IT, IT'S EXCITING WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT AT THE END!

There should've been an nsfw tag warning at the top if you're going to show that bellybutton and that much skin. You forgot to mention your link to onlyfans~ it's what the kool kids are doing raking in the $ twerking like they earned it.

I SAW IT! YOU HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!!


Hi, you. = }

What's up Adamada? Thanks for checking me out. I saw you, you know you were.

Tags, noted. I never know how to tag these things so I try to write a story with them. #nsfw, check. I need to make a community I guess cuz I never know what community to post to either. I have issues.

It was a bust or I would for sure. Took it down the first week. I thought I was a pretty good twerker.

Thank you. <3

Don't use #nsfw some frontends may not display your posts unless users checked in that they're fine seeing nsfw posts, tried it. Would be a shame if people never get to see more of your glory because of the tag, unless it really is about nsfw content.

It was a bust or I would for sure. Took it down the first week.

Some eyes have been saved for this decision. Have a good day!

Sounds like interesting conversations taking place at work. 😆

For sure. In case you couldn't tell, I wrote that out of jealousy. Me or you scroll through OnlyFans during break we're fired for sexual harassment.

Doot d-do d-dew.

What?

😂

Dawdling.

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This is the very description of beating about the bush really and just saying everything but not necessarily nothing.
Clever you seem, funny you are, definitely questionable, haven't seen toxic though. Maybe next time try harder?

Hey, you, how the hell you been? You're passed the 6 month on Hive mark now, congrats, I'm glad you stuck it out. Alright, I'm going back to character now.


If you're gonna talk poetically to me like that I demand you stop by more often.

Deal. Same time, same place tomorrow. It's a date.

😆😆 oh you! I just realised I've missed you.

Thanks! Been great.

Even though without my prior consent, yes deal 😄. See ya!

Hi, there, I say with confidence because I know you're over there, not here, but I don't know if you're a human or even have a name, so, Hi there, I'm here, but don't call me by name, just call me there because from your perspective I'm there.


If you're going to beat around the bush, you better do it fast enough to cause said bush to smoke. Did you obtain consent for that belly button image?

No, of course not, have you not learned anything about me? I do everything without permission. High.

I have a name, it's Not 1mportant with a 1 - Not 1mportant. Nice to meet you, There. I haven't seen you here, There, until now and Not 1mportant is flattered to be your first.

Mhmm.

Excellent. Only obtain permission from your higher self.

Well there, here I am here and you're definitely first, foremost, free ranging, flipping fingers and not fluffing fluffernutter bags of nuts, but I do think you could have gone lingerie in private seeing as you have a real life model in a wife for that navel shot with a touch of lacy.

Are you saying it was her that made that naval so sexy and not my whitty balance between class and trash?

It's ok. They never wanted my picture before, either. All the weddings and stuff I've been to, hardly saw a camera. Now that I roll with Pura, everyone wants to take my picture.

Cheese!

Nice to see you, There.

It was the idea of her that made that naval potentially a sexy idea but the whitty balance btween class and trash made it into clrassh in a clash.

If you would just get with the trend and make the necessary changes to your appearance, you'd outshine Pura in glorious colours of the rainbow.

Pickles!

Nice to see you There, while I'm Here and There temporarily transitioning to something, anything, I don't know what out of Here until it's There, if There can be There, maybe I won't care.

Transitioning, eh? Didn't see that coming. How's it feel? Not it, There, being back, of course.

Strange, mildly hallucinogenic with the potential of a bad trip depending on how much of a threat the weather is here and there, let me check....

dayum, I'm psychic or the weather's become a weapon.
"Forecasters are already eyeing a storm system for St. Patrick's Day on Friday, one that

threatens"

:) oh wow, that lightning pic is soooooooooooo nice!

I'm glad you like it. Thanks!

Anywhere along the coast of Florida in May. If you can spend a week there, you'll catch a lightning storm. Storms make it easy. :click click:

My cat just sneezed on my back.
You're a pretty lucky guy.
I just sat here for two minutes trying to figure out why Atlas's name sounded wrong when I kept saying Astro in my head.
Puppy foot porn is better than belly button porn even if it doesn't get me off.

Bless you, Corvidae's cat.

Correction: Luckyest. = }


Hi, you! You know you..

She was Gypsy for about a week once. My buddy Roy called her that a couple times before I said something. My dog, Gypsy / Atlas, ok, I totally get it. Astro, however? It'll sound wrong every time probably.

I got another one coming out in a couple hours—lot less P-word and more about the C-word it belonged to.

Thank you, Corvidae. You're the best.

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So, did you start shaving your belly for Onlyfans?

I was wondering who would figure out that was my belly button!

Yooo. Happy first day. What's up with the second one?

Its day 3 foo! You are as bad as me with keeping up with my days at work as I am with your posts. Congrats on the bird feeder!

Thank you. It's really cool out there. Birds go through feed faster than an auctioneers toothbrush.

No comment cuz I don't wanna say something like what month is it where everyone can see.

Back to back posts? Oh boy, looks like I need to read two days in a row?!

Is it weird if I hope everyone has a little bit of that in them?


Hey dude do you know how to make a community? I mean, I gave it a peak; name, keys, et cetera but stuff that seems beyond my pay grade like muting and pinning, is that all pretty basic? I don't plan on using those features, I just don't want to create something I don't understand how to operate.

I never know what community to post to so I need to make a Topic Neutral one. A name inspired by 21st century language.

Yeah, I created a community or two. Its all pretty intuitive.

Innie. True Yorkshire lass and knows the value of being able to fill her BB with salt and vinegar enabling her to eat her fish and chips in bed laying down and watching Emmerdale whilst dipping her chips in the salty and savoury condiments without making the bed sheets stink. Quality! You done well there fella.

Only fans? I thought that was where famous folks share more risque photos? I never realised normal people used it too. I use 'normal' quite loosely. World's fucked. I recently chanced upon a website showing the worlds most visited websites both globally and by country. At least three porn sites ranked top 10 in almost every country in the world. World's absolutely fucked.

Two in three days? World's absolutely and completely upside down...see you shortly!

Dang man, good job. I can still taste malt vinegar.

Hope this suffices soon. That was two on back to back days. Haven't done that for a long time, figured I throw in a wrench.

Nathen, what in the heck is up? Thanks for keeping an eye on me however long we've been doing this. How's that inheritance coming along? Tell your wife D and A says "peace!" <3

Wouldn't happen to have a link to that site, eh? Three out of the 10 are porn, is that all?!

I'm probably minority on this one but they can make that naval so much sexier than the well, you know. Look how sexy I made mine look after a wax in that last photo. I feel bad for them when their only attribute is their well, you know.

Thank you!

The website was this one

https://www.similarweb.com/top-websites/

Makes kind of interesting reading....for anyone that's interested!

You know how sometimes you wish you could unsee something?

That.

I'm lost for words, and that will have to be my full reply besides, what the f--k did you just say.

At least the belly button picture was of an ineeeee and not an outeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I worked out a lot for that picture, does it show? I even shaved. = }

We were just talking about you guys. True story. You'll see.

What's up Sweed? I don't know else to say they'll get more attention if they cover it up.

I thought that may have been a picture of you sunbathing, but I expected the bathing suit to be pink, that's the only thing that threw me.

Such Sleazers !

Who falls for that buy it then we'll fix it crapola ??!

That wasn't really a woman. LOL !!!

Yes, LOL all capital like that for sure.

Hello. At a dealership. Weird, right? Private party I can see it and then they just sell it As-Is because they couldn't afford to fix it or whatever reason. But a dealer?

It's nice to see you again.

I knew where you meant to put it iThink.

Vaaaaa...

Jayjay.

2 lips..? (tulips)

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da...

"And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me..."

Kinda how I feel after reading this post of yours. Dirty, violated but also disturbingly satisfied... 😅😆😅🤔🤔🤔

I never knew that was a De! I always thought it was Uh. Uh do do do.. <- Like that.The shit you can get on the internet these days dot dot dot. Fascinating! And it's everywhere!

Yooo! Much thanks my man.

The wisdom and knowledge just flows out of me like projectile vomit and explosive diahrea...

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Hehe, that OnlyFans, I been hearing about it here and there. I should almost (almost) go check it out just to be able to say : yeah, I know what you guys are talking about :-D. That picture with the lightning strike is really cool, something I never was able to catch clearly, only bits of flashes (then again, our lightning storms here seems limited). Always cool to read your posts, now time for me to read the next one!

Always cool when you stop by. I'm glad you still don't mind them. Thank you.

I've never been to OnlyFans either. Heard a lot about it though. Virtual stripping but pays more and no one has to go to the strip joint.

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