"A Cat lady in a Mansuit"
Hahahaha, well I hope that now you are not going to get this out of hand wearing too fancy cat's coats from now on and allowing people can identify you anyway despite the best efforts to avoid it from your unruly misfit pet. 
Our mutual friend @dandays would look good in that. I also told him he needs a badass cat to rule over him like I have.
But worshipping a puppy dog is his choice. And I can see why. What an awesome creature Atlas is. 👀
Who, meeee????
He's a truck driver. His idea of fancy is running water, we're good.
Wow... That was fucking rude.
Tell us how you really feel.
I didn't know calling you a truck driver was a sensitive subject.
Someday I will even have indoor plumbing...
If I can figure out how to use a shovel on these damn dirt floors...
SMFH