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RE: Gross Pizza Delivery Stories-Part 1 // Historias asquerosas de reparto-Parte 1

in #palnet2 years ago

!PIZZA

Pizza looks messed up but I'll eat that. Looks delicious still. :>

The guy must be the paranoid type, removing the rear plate to prevent being traced, looks you in the eye with caution and probably hears voices in their head. They checked your wrists for hidden knives and now you will be in their dreams as the pizza guy they touched.

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Also, I’m pretty sure his entire family simultaneously jerked off to whatever the fuck was happening.

He’s made me paranoid touching me like that.

And fyi, the knife he was looking for wasn’t on my wrist. 😃

The pizza was how the customer wanted it except I forgot to put sausage and green peppers on the side with the extra pepperoni. These people order some insanely weird shit.

They love to order specialty pizzas and remove everything and pay an additional $12 for something they could get for $7.99 because as I said they are not normal.