Banana bread on steroids? Hahahaha. I love your sense of humour. Hahahahahahaha, this made me laugh:

I put in a request for the infamous "them" to stop time for a little while and let us all catch up, but clearly it didn’t make it to the right people. Better luck next time I guess.

You know how to get me hungry. How can I state at this and not get hungry. I wish I can download this right now. Well, I can, i just won't be able to eat it. I wish I could lay my hands on this and devour it. Haha.

Disorganized? You can't be, when you have me. I already told you to allow me pack for you. Can I still?

Apart from being your food taster, now let me be your "go to guy", where I can get to remind you of your scribbled notes and remind you to also keep to them. Yeah, I can do many things...i don't mean to brag. Haha

Certified good, tasty, nice, and for for consumption. Why wouldn't it be? You are one lively and beautiful lady.