Two gay orgies good... Four gay orgies better!

in #satire2 years ago

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Guten tag Peon's.

You may haf heard zere is a new pandemic called ze Monkeypox vich ist currently doing ze rounds of ze gay men, vich mein gut friend Herr Fauci assures me was very cheap to produce, as zere are a great deal of monkeys vich enjoy ze vivisection at many laboratories around ze vorld vich he has been sending ze funds to.

In fact, I haf spent many happy hours viewing all ze videos he sends to me on ze WhatsApp, and in fact, fur mein birthday he was sehr kind to let me watch him perform one of his experiments as I had previously enjoyed ze videos of ze Beagles having zer faces eaten off by ze Sandflies, but as I vas celebrating ze 84 years since I came into zis vorld (as you may know, I grew up in Germany in ze late 1930's, a wunderbar, renaissance-like period in Deutsche history), I decided I vould very much like to watch ze one where zey spray ze acid on ze brain damaged monkeys, and zen put ze fake snakes in ze cage to make zem piss zemselves. Es ist so funny. Anyvay, I digress...

So, zer is dis Monkeypox vich Herr Doktor Fauci was making in ze lab, and zen we put some up ze anus's of a number of ze topless queers at ze Pride festivals who get their sticky joys off by having ozer filthy queers piss on dem during ze multiple gay orgies zey go to, and, lo and behold, next thing you know, zey are coming out in ze boils and looking like one of ze Vietnam kiddies we used to have sprayed vith ze Napalm by mein old friend unt mentor Henry Kissinger (ah, gut old days, ja?).

Now zey are queuing up to take ze jab zat ve had prepared for just such a time as zis, and of course, they vill all soon have ze AIDS which the Herr Doktor had left over from ze early 1980's. So it is even better, because now zey pay for ze jabs vith ze inflated currency zat my acolyte Joe Biden has made ze fed do, and zis helps vith making everyone in American very poor and zen we can give zem our Central Bank digital currency, vich is good because ve can stop zem buying things that are bad for zem, like food, but zey vill be very happy, because IN MY UTOPIA EVERYONE VILL BE HAPPY VITH THE BUG-BURGERS AND THE SLAVERY.

Ze only problem is, it is not going fast enough. Ve need more people to get ze Orgypox, not just ze queers, so ve are asking everyone of you fucking disgusting slave people's (if you actually have a squirty penis because you ver assigned the gender Male at birth), to now go out and have ze jiggy beast vith two backs vith as many other people as you can manage, at one of ze many government mandated sex clubs vich will are running at your local library, swimming pool unt Middle School. It doesn't matter if zey are only ze toddlers, you can give it to zem too, for an extra giggle.

And, to incentivise you furzer, If you manage at least 4 gay orgies in one weekend, ve might consider knocking your social kredit score up to 5.1, and zen you vill be able to spend one weekend per year vith your parents in very nice care-home which will be run by my neophytes Andrew Cuomo and Matt Hancock (he sounds like one of ze gays too, but surprisingly, he likes to shove his wurst in ze girls, yes, I know I was shocked too).

Remember, foul peasants, zis ist your duty. If I tell you to do somezing, then you must obey. So today, you must go to your local svingers club and get your poor asses pounded harder than my Uncle Hermann's blitzkrieg on London. And to make it easier, I have for you useless eaters a new slogan vich you may use at your leisure.

All together now....

Two Orgies Good.......Four Orgies Better!

I know you vill all be marching around soon chanting zis, because if you don't ve vill have Antifa Black Block gays come and throw ze concrete Vegan milkshakes at you.

Now back to work, lowly plebs.

Love Klaus Schwab Head of the WEF (and Definitely not a Nazi).

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