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Nobody ever lost an eye... Though I did shoot my cousin between the eyes with a bb gun once. Got lucky there. Threw a dart at my brother and it got stuck in his back. I think darts are plastic now... I took a baseball bat to the head. I think I'm still normal after that. Not sure.

Sounds legit and yes, you're as normal as anyone else I guess, but I bet that baseball bat was never the same! Good work with the dart man!

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