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Aliens Spent All My Crypto on Sandwiches

grwd (46)in #slothicorn • 7 years ago

Aliens with quantum computing power determined the private keys to my offline paper wallets and spent all of 2018 going to delis and spending my crypto on sandwiches.

Base image of Omega Centauri source credit: ESA/A. Fujii, CC BY-SA 3.0 IGO
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/igo/

#cryptocurrency #funny
7 years ago in #slothicorn by grwd (46)
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     7 years ago  

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

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