Waka recap yah

in #splinterlands3 years ago

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so the Waka spirit blade recap review whatever you want to call it high man of matches it's not as good as I previously had thought it was going to be it's not as good as my girlfriend's complaining at me for writing this post right now so don't forget the extra credit points she wants all this attention she wants me to bang her down but I'm in the middle of this post that I've been trying to do since I was wakaing home here's the post and it gets a couple little things and will be done next is yeah so with that being said the Waka card is seemingly unbeatable and low mana matches as in it's hard to lose in a low mana match with the Walk of spirit blade it's very very good for low mana bouts so don't forget waka spirit blade I'm going to call him Waka Flocka for some reason because of the rapper I guess so yeah anyways Waka spearit blade that's the name of the card you know the name of the game splinterlands low mana matches is what is the mac daddy for I've noticed and you can lose in big mana of matches I've noticed though it's not the best for that not yet that I know of that is I thought the card was going to be very overpowered at first cuz I thought the poison was going to work much better but it's really about 50/50 with the Waka card but a low mana matches that 50/50 makes you win for sure almost every time I haven't lost any low Mana matches except for one and I lost by one little point one little heart and it was like they had no card like we were fatigued we hit fatigued really better for you to know don't waste it on anymore that 16 Mana I'm thinking also remembering that I'm only in silver so being that sad is that with the abilities of the other like say gold and diamond the Walk of card may be much better than in silver because it's fully maxed already and you can go all the way to diamond so there it is champion all that so with that being said is that like I said I'm in silver and my abilities are limited and also my cards may be limited as well considering that they're not all fully maxed out or even nowhere near it but some of them are ready to go for the silver some of them aren't well most of them aren't so there's another dilemma on what I'm saying all in all I think 2000 however many dollars it cost for the Waka Flocka card to be all the way maxed out already is thinking pretty good deal though I do think so compared to a lot of other summoners that are bad ass like that I mean I thought it would be much more badass but also I'm only in silver with limited cards so what can I say I'll tell you the truth it may be better than I think but overpowered on low man and matches almost maybe for where I'm at but maybe if you were all the way up in champion with cards to do it low man it matches I don't think you will lose I personally don't think you would anything under 16 mana that is you'll win

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however I started this post at 9:00 and my girlfriend's very distracting I'm going to finish it I promise before this end now it's 9:49 and she is still talking all this jazz and it's very tempting and she's very pretty and she's very demanding in ways that makes it so this post is taking a long time don't forget but it's going to be all the way done before it's happening so she'll have to wait I did pretty good at probably around 150 words for since 9:00 LOL
she's using words like copulation and other things like that so that's the Waka Flocka review right there and that's my Waka Flocka review over right there she says kisses baby I guess that's to the crowd of the end of The Walker review now we have other things to go over real quick and I've had some very lucky packs that I'm calling very lucky my own self personally I'm calling him lucky I got some screenshots of some packs I opened up they're pretty good packs a lot of them pretty much in a row I've only opened up I think 70 something packs that is true I've only open up 70 something packs less than 80 but I have three good ones in a row that bought more packs that's how I've been rolling been rolling like buying more packs from the good cards and getting my how do you say leveling up the cards that I have to keep want to keep say like some certain cards and also my Commons and rare so I'm getting them leveled up best as possible and selling the legendaries every time pretty much sometimes I'm selling the epics too I wish I had more money so I didn't have to sell the summoner so I can get my summoners going up there faster but hey this is my strategy I'm going with it and I'm going to keep on doing it cuz it's the only way I can figure out how to get packs right now cuz I don't have extra money because until yesterday I had two girlfriends both of them living with me both of them completely needy my girlfriend here says my other girlfriend's coming back but she says we love her but you know what it really comes down to f*** that b**** straight up I mean I do love her more than anything but the thing is is that she's gone and I don't know my girlfriend says it's time to evolve she's a Looney tune she's A freak psycho she's crazy she's a basket case and anyways she's a sexual God she says that's true she's totally distracting that's true but with that being said is that yeah I don't have any extra money really right now and I never take any money out of the game though I've never took no money out of the game all the money stays in the game I play the game a lot I'm on the bus I play the game I walk down the street and play the game I'm cooking dinner I play the game I play the game a lot I'm always in the game a lot of game I've never took a sent out of the game not a penny not a DEC not a dark energy Crystal I've took only the only thing I've ever took out of the game I took SPS out of the game but I've always put the SPs right back in the dark energy crystals and put it right back in the game there's no money that comes out of this game that I know oh except for yes I've had money come out of the game cuz I went into somebody else's game a couple f**** ass guilds that f****** removed me the f**** ass f****** future DEC future DEC bag holders f**** f****** leader f***** me over for nearly 11,000 or over 11,000 actually once it came down to Woody f***** me out of the Raffles and everything kick me out of the guild less than a season less than one season less than one week I put in 11,000 DeC and he kicks me out because I was way too cool for his guild and his guild is a bunch of f****** cool people besides for him he's a f**** and yeah that's @jitbag the f** and the next guild is the f**** ass Cardinals they're not really the Cardinals they're the c********** they got let me remember now I think it was 8,000 DEC and less than a week to kick me out I don't even know why they kick me out they're f****** d******* f****** dumb f**** I don't even want to say the f****'s name who kicked me out of that guild cuz f*** that f**** I can't remember his dumbass name what a piece of s*** the Cardinals guilds are d******* they put a bot in their guild to some straight up right before the kick me out and I was like what the f*** you know what I mean
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of all SPS right back in the dark energy crystals too bad the market crashed on prices because I've lost a lot of money is what I'm going to say a lot because I've never buying like a sale let's say let's say let's say sandworm card made it level four for like $94 like a month later a month later I sell the damn thing for like 45 bucks but it's good though all the other cards are cheap now so cheap cards though I mean the prices are cheap cars to get and the cheap cars to get you there to get and cheap cars to get you going but too bad I lost how to lose so much money on the cards I put in there I've learned some other mistakes along the road and I made them twice a couple of them I won't make again okay when the URL purify your card came out I bought that card right away made up to level two cuz it whip my ass so bad and yeah I lost fat on that car too decided I didn't really like the URL purifier card
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because I didn't have the summoner for it unless I used it in dragons and then so I sold the card at a loss at about half I think I paid $67 for the card to get to level two and I think I sold it for 35 so I'm stupid also when the reward cards first came out I bought the harklaw card for like $54 harklaw
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that's it now I got him on level two for like a couple man my girlfriend is distracting I'm swear to God she's f****** distracting can I do this can I do that sweet talking me baby and me just laying right next to me telling me all kinds of stuff but I'm going to have this post finished just she's just tarsa you know what I'm saying just f****** trying to get a red hair all over me s*** I think I've already brought up about the lucky packs that I had my girlfriend is f****** going crazy says I'm fired it's been an hour now she says hours and she's still just f****** like f****** mind f****** blah blah blah blah and just f****** wants me to f****** handle the b**** and I f****** have to handle the b**** so if this is out of order here's these lucky packs that I got that I'm bragging off pretty good packs if you ask me I'm very happy with these packs cuz they all got me more packs every one of these packs got me more packs and I'll send you those pictures right here right now and then we'll wrap up this whole entire little post that I'm doing for you guys and I'll have to wrap my girlfriend up when I'm done killing the b**** Tarsa will be just fine don't worry I won't hurt her

so he'll be the lucky patch no particular order but I'll try to make it as orderly as possible in which way they came out I had three really good ones in row that's for sure and I'll put the packs out right now

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and so I slapped the picture of my two girlfriends in here for fun just because they've been brought up one of them took off of me yesterday and so I'm stuck with one other one so either or I'm going to give her a cigarette both kinds and now she's just going to smoke half of it give it to her I'm giving to give her a cigarette now and then the rest will have to be censored for the next people to do the end space f space fwnsf you know what I mean cigarette please she says here it is I hope you are okay with the post here it is so just put it out as it is as it goes and that's my post of the day not like I do a post everyday but I should I could but I do this all in a microphone out loud and the whole time my girlfriend's been talking over me like telling me to do this or do that for her and that she's been home all day waiting for me and blah blah blah blah blah and to touch her and all kinds of she is so distracting I tell you what this has been the most difficult post I've ever ridden let's take a picture she says right now as I'm trying to get this post finished up let's take a what you know what I mean oh great now she just tells me what I should take a picture yeah I don't know what to say but I'm going to have to stop this post right here right now and we'll get on with the show and those of you who want a picture of me you can just refer to the rotten oyster card I look exactly like that I think they pretty much took a picture of me and put it on the card now she's babying me again so that's what it is I don't have time to take a photograph of this I have to take that

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