Those cards look awesome.
Yous are making it hard for me to keep my money.
Excellent job by @yabapmatt's son for creating Cursed Slimeball, its a very cool looking card and I can't wait to add it to my collection.
At this point I'm sure you're all like, "enough with the disclaimers, show us the cards already!" To which we reply "Stop lying, we know you all scrolled down to see the cards immediately before reading any of this!"
The above gave me a laugh so kudos to that.