I found you @grammarnazi
Thru out this vast blockchain I have searched, spelled Things wrong, killed a dog, lobster, got bit up by spiders but alas I founds you. You know I shaved my head for you, I heard you Nazis were into baldness. Right? My name is Sally and I love authoritive verbage

Luckily, I found some pipe cleaners to make a wig. I look like I have Fabio's flowing locks
I can't believe it's not butter.