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I have more faith in cancer being cured by my dog than a piece of shit coming out of my asshole; but I wouldn't bet on either.

I just want to be clear that you agree Justin>Ned

thats where you have a totally wrong idea of de-centralization

nobody > nobody

many body > somebody you mean?

that's very well possible ...

it's hard to say which one of me was on the top-side 24 hours ago

You can cure cancer by the way, but I get what you're trying to say.

You can cure cancer
By the way, but I get what
You're trying to say.

                 - joeyarnoldvn


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I have more faith in cancer being cured by my dog than a piece of shit coming out of my asshole

I think a piece of shit coming out of your asshole is more likely...

He's trying to tell us of his constipation woes

you should talk more

Thats gotta be rough. Not shitting until his dog cures cancer.

I would recommend some more fiber in your diet.

Hahahahahahahha

Dude. Cancer is cured already. Dog doesn't need to get involved. There's just a mass of disinformation by BigMed, BigPharma and BigMedia keeping the general public in the dark so they can continue to extract money and reduce the population. Fact!

Fact?

Overwhelming anecdotal evidence, which "science" classes as scientific fact. Trouble is you have to search quite hard to find that overwhelming evidence (due to suppression by big pharma and the like), unless someone points you in the right direction. Happy to do that on request.

Namaste

wait you lost me. You wouldn't bet on a piece of shit coming out of your asshole?!? Where do you shit from!?!