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RE: Discussing my own research - hunting for flavorful new phenomena at the Large Hadron Collider

in #steemstem6 years ago (edited)

And the Higgs boson… is a boson.

I may be reading too much between the lines, but are you saying God is a bozo?

each Standard Model particle gets a partner

What about the ugly ones who are not models and do not have super-symmetrical figures, do they get left alone? Is it possible to get married if you are ugly but you possess a lot of charm-quark power, or maybe you are a top-quark CEO?

In supersymmetry, all quarks get actually two partners named squarks.

Oh come on, that's so unfair!

a top squark can decay into a top quark (and dark matter)

That's how Darth Vader was made. I think.

Yes, all these Steem accounts exist…

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Joking aside, congrats on your new research paper! 👍

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Let me over-troll the jokes! Please!

I may be reading too much between the lines, but are you saying God is a bozo?

No, I was talking about dogs, not gods :)

What about the ugly ones who are not models and do not have super-symmetrical figures, do they get left alone? Is it possible to get married if you are ugly but you possess a lot of charm-quark power, or maybe you are a top-quark CEO?

Depends whether we consider the left-handed or right-handed guys. One hence has a left scharm and a right scharm, as well as a left stop and a right stop. STOP here! (PS: the names are real supersymmetric particle names).

For the partner thing, don't worry, the price to pay is that the partners are unstable... Who wants that? Well, the Higgs probably :)

Joking aside, congrats on your new research paper! 👍

Thanks! We just got the referee report: one figure to improve and nothing else. Basically accepted :)