I want a fox and a bear talking about which part of a rabbit they prefer to eat!!
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- I have to hurry up and tell miss Fox about it!
- Miss, miss, I caught a rabbit! Have you ever eaten rabbit before?
~ I never had until you brought in this one! How'd you catch it? How are we gonna cook it?
- Well funny story, I caught it with a cheese trap! But I do love rabbit, they take up so little space and taste delicious, I remeber back when I was a cub I caught my first rabbit and prepared it. It wasnt good at all, but I did learn a few tricks since then miss Fox, we can roast it, we can stew it, we can, stuff it!
~ Wait, what the hell do you mean cheese trap? - Oh right... Right, this is what I meant.
~ Mkay, so what part of the rabbit is best?
- Well as a bear I take the entire rabbit and stuff it in my mouth, then chew, so I'm not really an expert on the matter. Howerver a rabbit is much like a chicken, so the legs are best.
~ very well, I'll take the legs then, since we only have one rabbit. I like the juicy skin, if it's like the chicken. Though I seriously doubt it mr. Bear.
- Miss Fox! Do you question my expertise? The rabbit is much like a chicken, or in fact a seal or walrus, so the brain and organs are the best, disregarding the chicken wings of course.
~ well you can keep the brains and the other nasty things and I'll trick you into giving me the back and feet! - Trick me?!?!
~ I never said that.. - Very well Fox, a stuffed roasted rabbit coming right up! (Want a recipe haha?)
~ And just like that kids, I got the best part of the rabbit from a bear, who then walked away hungry with a foul taste of intestines in his mouth. Let them do the talking and pretend you never ate a rabbit before and you will get the best bits!
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Here's an idea;
An elephant and an ant discussing which one has it worse size-wise.
That should be intereting to do! Thanks man :))))
It's cute and quirky. I really like it
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