Ali's Critical Survival Guide # 4
Warning. Cringe. But Necessary.
If you gotta fart. But run a high risk of pooping along side.
It helps to sit down and attempt it.
Also control it a couple of times and perform a lil bowel movement.
It should free the gas from the other two states of matter.
Remember. The key to predict the outcome is to go for it very slowly.
May You live the rest of your life in peace.
Yours Faithfully,
Aximili