Pre-Order a Flamethrower for Only $500!
Thanks to Elon Musk & The Boring Company
Self taught rocket scientist and entrepreneur, Elon Musk, has launched a webpage in which you can pre-order a Flamethrower from The Boring Company. The Boring Company is a new infrastructure and tunnel construction company founded by Elon Musk in 2016. This is the sector that will be building the 'Hyperloop Tunnels'
This $500 flamethrower is said to liven up any party! It is hailed as the safest flamethrower ever created... And to make things even safer, The Boring Company is also offering a $30 fire-extinguisher to go along with it!
The following disclaimers were posted on The Boring Company's website:
-Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)
-Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout
-Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws
-International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees
-Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance
-Starts shipping in spring
-May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses
CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR FLAMETHROWER TODAY!
According to Elon Musk on Twitter there are only 20,000 flamethrowers being made and a few thousand have already been claimed. And no... he will not be creating a zombie apocalypse to push product sales...
Watch a Demo from Elon:
PRE-ORDER YOURS TODAY!
All proceeds from this post will go towards @jeffjagoe's flamethrower fund
Thanks For Reading!
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Jeff, we are going to be flame thrower buddies!
Hellll yeah! This should be a super fun toy to play with :)
Wtf, is this for real? I need it in my life 😂
Come hang ;)
Omg you did not!? Fucking awesome!
I figured I can probably make the price back with crazy DTube videos haha
Do they ship to Australia? Asking for a mate
I think they do! Just a bit more expensive
Idgaf. Cost on an item this cool is irrelevant
Agreed, I had to pull the trigger right off the bat
I just love how he the lowest number of GAF days than almost anyone
I love Elon Musk
That would make burning off the garden in the spring SOOOO much more fun.
Wait, what? I loved the flamethrower I had ingame in Ark, but thinking about my clumsyness... It would probably be best I don't get my hands on one in real life!
So wait is this actually real then? I do hear the Boring Co. is doing great things with the hyper loops. I was skeptical until I watched the video. what is even going on there? Seem's dangerous.
Looks real to me!
Must get one of this,love flame throwers.
ı will buy it with the money i collected