I'm Batman
So at my suggestion in a comment coupled with finding love for Steemit at the recent Nashville meetup, @hobotang did something very interesting with the #introduceyourself/introducemyself tag. He came up with a questionairre to better help people get to know him. It was a fabulous idea and I have since been tagged by his better half, @ameliabartlett, to 're-introduce' myself. So, here we go!
1. What 3 meals would you have before heading to the International Space Station?
For breakfast (my first meal), I want a haystack. What's that? It's a plate of hashbrowns with a layer of sausage, then a layer of eggs (mine would be slightly over easy), and topped off with a mountain (in my case) of cheddar cheese with a giant glass of chocolate milk. For lunch, I want some smashed potatoes (mashed potatoes with a few chunks and skins in them), a blood rare venison steak, some southern cooked green beans, and a tall glass of unsweetened iced-tea. For dinner, I want a pan of 5 cheese lasagna and two bottles of Merlot.
2. What section of the newspaper would you be?
The Crossword Puzzle
3. If you were immortal, what age would you choose to stop aging at and why?
42. Because I would have my towel with me.
4. What sport would you compete in, if you were in the Olympics?
Is there an arms race in the Olympics?
5. If you had to go back in time to live the rest of your life where/when would you go?
This is an interesting question here. I would have loved to have been around back during the Dark Ages and sought out apprenticeship from the great alchemist Merlyn. I also sometimes imagined myself being in Italy in the 1490's under an apprenticeship and ultimately partnering with Da Vinci. I guess that makes me a Dark Renaissance Man?
Holy batshit, Ratman! Er...what?
6. If time and money were no barrier what would you create?
A wormhole to anywhere I wanted to go complete with a craft that could handle any trip to wherever it was I wanted go. Like, my condo on the moon.
7. Have you ever completed anything on your bucket list?
Yes.
8. What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable?
The origin of 'GOD' and the 5th dimension.
9. Are you a good witch or bad witch?
Ask Dorothy.
10. If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?
Sexual Intimacy. How many kids do you have? Just sayin' LOL
11. Which band / artist – dead or alive would play at your funeral?
Jim Morrison singing Metallica with the RZA mixing it down into a funk hip-hop joint.
12. What book or movie have you read/seen recently you would recommend and why?
I am a die-hard sci-fi and horror addict and most recently, I've gotten into this show called Black Mirror. It's like the Twighlight Zone had sex with the Crypt Keeper in the Outer Limits of the Far Rim where 'No Man Has Gone Before'.
Ya, I'm Batman
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Thanks for tasting the eden!
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Right? They are new, maybe they'll get it😉
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Your verbosity blows me away @enginewitty .... I'm betting Dorothy would dub you a gray witch. Interesting description of Black Mirror... if memory serves me correctly @rhondak is a fan of that show.
Lmao it was a yes or or question, didnt ask what lol! Yes I love that show! Has weird twists and unexpected endings, and theyre not all happy ones.
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I loved your answer to number three! And the lasagna...mmmmmmm! Thanks for the nomination!
You got it!😎
lol! And you'd have the answer to life, the universe, and everything at that point, eh? ;) Great answers. Thanks for the laughs. I'd rather go to a peaceful ocean world with perfect surf and great parties than have a condo on the moon, but that's me. Also, a little bird named Dorothy told me you're a good witch with a wild side, but she was riding a tricked out broom, so who knows?
@amelieabartlett tagged me too, so I guess I better get on this twelve questions thing...
Exactly.Dorothy is a wise old woman, she speaks truth!
I had a great laugh. Oh, your answer to question number 6 is epic. Haha.
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II love Black Mirror, this series seriously fu**s my brain up, it's so distressing and so well done :) San Junipero is one of my favorite episodes...
Cheers from Prague ;)
@klaus85
Rock on man, they are astoundingly creative.
Absolutely, one of the most innovative series that have been created, makes you think a lot..
It does and some of the tech they conceive is just scary! Like the episode with the Roaches?
It's scary cause it can potentially become true (see the episode with the robot bees).
The one with the roaches is shocking. Makes you think a lot on how the society that you live in can condition you to make you see the other, the "different", as an enemy. Spreading hate instead of tolerance has always been and still is used in name of a "superiority" based on totally arbitrary criteria. It's simply absurd. We don't need special equipment to see humans as roaches, lots of people see them already...
You done taught me a thing. I never knew of a haystack before. Pretty impressive stuff.
I just posted my entry to this as well.
Tennesseean thing, i didnt know what they were til i moved here😎
hehehehehehehe..... you got a welcome bot welcoming you LOLOLOL
okkkkkkkkkkkkkk i do it :) but only cuz you make me laugh!!!!
He he he, am curious to see some of your answers!
Be curious no longer... lol
HERE THEY BE
This was some good reading and sure made me smile. Great number 3 interesting.. Lol
The number 10 teach a Class... My first thought was educate parents..... Teach children yes but lately at work it's so clear that the parents sometimes needs education to as the kids need the best start in life and it starts with the parents 🙈🙊 ohh... many I should putted that in my post instead... Lol
Anyhooo... Great 12 answers and thank you for the tagging... I will do mine tomorrow.
can I take your class? Only I will probably anoy you.. Lol
He he, I will make you a permanent student😍🤣🤗😘
He he... Ok can't imagine what you can teach me 😂😂😂hahaha
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Hehe, gonna have to do this :) Always fun to learn about people.
Heck ya man, I wanna see what you come up with!
The Crossword Puzzle. You have my bow sir 😎
Was wondering if anyone would say anything about that. I had the notion it would be one of 3 people and you were one of the 3😎🤗
Ah ha The Crossword puzzle that's the best newspaper answer I have seen yet! Love it.
Jim Morrison Singing Metallica - now that would be one hell of a send off. You really did come up with some classics in this one - awesome!
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Black mirror is an awesome show.. so dark .. and also a little too close to the truth sometimes for it to be comfortable.. have you seen the one where your social media rating determines your success in life? They're kinda doing that in china now ..