Boris Johnson's hair is the definition of mop

Seriously, go look up any UK dictionary and you'll find under "Mop" a picture of just boris johnson and his hair.

He's our donald trump really.

Just this meandering floundering potato of a man somehow thrust into the heart of political limelight and nobody really knows why.

Is it just to watch us marvel at these characters?

I thought thats what Infinity War was for..

Who outside of the Gulag names their only child Boris?

Thats gotta fuck you up mentally, perhaps thats the tru reason for the hair.

We'll never know.

I prefer not to know.. I like the mystery.

if I found out tomorrow that Boris Johnson's hair were actually some advanced hair-like polymer, it'd be like finding out there's no dental bunny.

That'd be a bad day.

Mop on son.. Mop on...