~ 83 ~ Walk With Me to Spy on the Motherflockers

in #walkwithme7 years ago (edited)

@SeaReader1 asked me today about her and @DaveDickeyYall's godchicken, Alfalfa...

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I promised to get some new photos of Alfalfa today, and here she is, in all her one-tiny-single-afro-feathered glory!

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145th bad hair day in a row...I'm in rough shape.

And did you see who was with Alfalfa? None other than The Punisher!

There she is, trying to look nonchalant while she plots taking over the world, and enslaving us all, she's pecking that grass but really she's imagining it's @hendrix22's scalp.

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But Sometimes

The Punisher

Gets...

PUNISHED!

Mr. Pendock...Nooooooooo!

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Seriously Mr. Pendock?...Right on the front lawn where there could be children walking by? No shame I tell ya,
no shame.

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And just look at Hercules, and the longing in his eyes! He hopes to grow up and be as much of a man as Mr. Pendock is one day, Punishing the Punisher in broad daylight out on the front lawn.

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Dawn King's just glad it wasn't her turn this time.

Time to make myself invisible...

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And Buddy is happy to be left out. She's small, has a hobbled walk, and a scissor beak, I've never seen her be mated yet by any of the roosters. She doesn't seem bothered in the least.

John Cena

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Maybe if I hide in these brambles Mr. Pendock won't see me, it's a very violent and embarrassing three seconds.

Our Front Door Sign

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#FoodIsFree #GrowFoodNotLawns still going strong. I'm happy for all the free fertilizer that the girls give us too. If you're not already following @foodisfree, they're here on the Steem Blockchain so get on it :) Tis the season of planning our #foodisfree gardens for this year!

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Out to the Ocean

Briefly though, there is a very harsh and biting wind coming off that icy water today...the closer to the water I get,
the worse it gets.

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Back Inside

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Our boot room windows are getting some beautiful looking ice on them.

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It May Be Cold Out There...

But fuck it.
Why?
Because I have cookies, that's why.

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Thank you for coming on another #WalkWithMe, I hope you enjoyed today's shots! I'd like to go on a walk where you live too, so if you get out there for one, take a few pics, and post about your walk using the tag "walkwithme". I'll check the tag regularly to upvote and give encouragement. Let's earn Steem by getting fresh air and fitness together!

Here are a few of today's walks by Steemians who got out there in the world, and took us with them!

See life through their eyes.

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What no Darth Layer! 😱
Hopefully off somewhere trying to put down the rebellion! 😂
That Mr Pendock looks like tough SOB, he wouldn't want to try that shit with Darth Layer or he'll feel the full weight of the Dark Side.
Thanks for the motherclucking update Lyndsay ❤️

Darth is always off somewhere suspicious when I'm out with my camera the little brat!! I'll have to go hunt her down today, she's most likely avoiding Pendock...

LOL! My favorite in the bunch is Buddy! The unlayable! Awww, bless her little chicken heart. Somehow I can relate to that, being unmatable and being totally cool with it! Life really doesn't have to be about procreating when you've got all these alpha jerks handling all of that for us (right on the front lawn!)

Hahahaha, what am I talking about? I'm recognizing my experience of life in your flock of chickens!

Is there an on/off or reset switch for my brain anywhere? I can't seem to find it but I think my brain is on the blue screen of death right now!


On a more serious note, I did not know that you were homesteading! Praise be unto you Lyndsay! This is also my dream someday!

As soon as I have a few hundred thousand dollars saved up I'll be purchasing land on an island and starting the commune! As much as I can't wait for that phase of my life, it's important to remind myself that the present is equally full of fun and opportunity!

Gotta remind myself not to grow up too fast! I just started my twenties and I already want to retire into Gaia's sweet bossom and become a hermit of mystical proportions lol! Chilllll Hae-Joo!

And keep up the good work spreading the "food not lawns" message! <3

Peace and love Lynds!!

Thank you for loving Buddy, d'awwww...she needs all the love and good vibes she can get xoxoxo She's a very special chicken <3 <3 <3

I hope your dreams of homesteading and building a sustainable community come true! I hope STEEM can play a big part in that. <3 <3 <3

I really enjoyed this post!! Your commentary about each chicken is so funny :) If I was Buddy, I don’t think I’d be bothered either!

Thanks so much for getting a kick out of this, Buddy is definitely alright with her lot in life :) Nice and peaceful, just how she likes it.

Seriously Mr. Pendock?...Right on the front lawn where there could be children walking by? No shame I tell ya,
no shame.

Hahaha....... Nature takes its full course and the cycle of life continues. Do they get to have chicks or you keep them for just their eggs?
The blue skies are a delight any time, anyday and I am gazing into one right now...... On your post.
Thank you ma for sharing

We do let them hatch babies, in the warmer weather. Lately we have to give the chicks away to neighbours though because we have too many chickens as it is :)

You have quite the flock, Lyndsay! Mr. Pendock has no shame! No manners at all. Frost on the windows is pretty. But those cookies look amazing! Time for coffee?

Thanks Ceci <3 <3 And yes, please, it's always time for coffee over here :)

I was checking my feed and couldn't believe I miss this walk. No wonder I feel stiff from lacking exercise. ;-)

I like your front door sign! I also like those beautiful looking ice on your boot room windows! Enjoy your sunny days and stay warm, my friend. xoxo <3

Man if you added some voice bubbles I think you could turn the lives of our feathered friends into a comic strip .. I'd buy a copy!! lol The drama, the intrigue, the affairs .. actually I may be getting carried away .. but in my defence I'm unwinding with a couple of glasses of wine! lol

But seriously as I always I'm loving life through your eyes, loving your little slice of heaven. And those cookies look so good I can almost taste them! Great post as always @lyndsaybowes

Please DO get carried away! HAHAA Yess, I love it <3 <3 <3 I will have to try a shot at #chickenbitches the dramatic comic book. Enjoy your Vino <3 <3 Bless!

You have quite a brood there.... Alfalfa, Mr pendock, the punisher, buddy , Dawn king, and it all makes me want to start a little of my own but living in a city does have its bad side.
Those cookies Hmmm....... I can smell them from afar... Looks crunchiest.
@foodisfree? Will definitely check them out.
Thank you so much for taking me on a walk

I wish that you could have a flock of your own one day, the city won't let you? Because of the noise, or the smell? It's too bad :(

@foodisfree is a project, where people give away to their neighbours, any extra food that they grow :) It is in 500 cities now I believe :) :) Anyone can start one in their community.

you are a great guy.......i am very happy that i have a friend like you
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Oh no...??? But let them continue their offspring to let their families live. ha ha ha ...
So, do not be bothered @lyndsaybowes

I will try to live and let live haha! Thank you for writing me dear <3 xoxo

@lyndsaybowes, Mr. Pendock pretty awesome today without shy. Also Jhon Cena my favorite pet in this platform. He would be "STEEM JHON CENA".
How about sound? I guess it's awesome. Alfalfa is pretty cute lass here. Superb reaction of her.She find some foods. Dawn king giving me smile. All once are so much beauty. All are best investment to you in this blockchain. :D
Oh....Cookies...My favorite choice! can you arrange to send me mam? its too delicious.
Out to the ocean created delightful designs. I surprising snow styles bcoz I haven't experience about winter snowing. I'm glad to followed you now I feel lively snow condition with your photo clicks.
Out of windows also create marvelous designs. Probably seems hand drawing. Look....Nature is how beautiful...
Thanks for inspire me again.

If he was on Steem he would be the greatest Steem John Cena, he would break the internet!

You may come over and enjoy some cookies with milk or coffee....anytime. It may be a very expensive flight though, just for a cookie :) Thank you for writing such a meaningful comment @madushanka!

'145th bad hair day in a row' haha, life can be so cruel!

She can't catch a break! :) Poor thing...

Looove this #walkwithme . Maybe start a #walkwithchickens tag, lol. That sweet little Buddy just melts my heart. You do such a great job conveying all of their wonderful personalities. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face....oh and thank the chickens too :)

I'm so glad I could make you smile @mle777 <3 Bless you for your sense of humour! xoxoxo

Bahahahha I adore your sense of humor and your feathered family ^_^ Thanks for making my day sparkly with smiles <3

Thanks for letting me know I gave some sparkle to your day Angel @wisewoof! <3 <3 I look forward to seeing your kids again soon too!

That is why i call Mr. Pendock the king of his mood :D

No mercy to hens at all, stay away girls. Pendock is on fire :D :D

I think today's walk went with Pendock and army all the way?

I am happy that Sun came out, it is still foggy here ;)

Mr. Pendock is on FIRE! AHHAAHA!! I'm so glad you saw your Prince today @salmanbukhari54! xoxo I was hoping you would...

Tell Mr. Pendock that his activities have been noticed all over the world :P
So be very careful boy, girls are asking for your pone number :D :D

really cool city, see snow clinging to glass, beautiful like flower, i want to live in that city. what in the city is always winter? image

It's winter here for about 3 months. We have 2 more to go and then the beautiful REAL flowers will begin to bloom everywhere.

very enjoyable your trip. do not forget to make the story again in every visit you in another city ok. I am waiting for your next story.

Way to go Mr Pendock.... Mr Pendock gets what he wants whenever and wherever he wants it. Why? Because he's the friggin Mr Pendock!! And shame on you you for hiding, John Cena, you should be like your namesake, ready to challenge the title holder no matter how many times you lose (he's male right?).
Finally, you should all be careful around the Punisher, lest she succeeds in her devious plans and converts you into her minions..... her first step in world domination.
This was an entertaining post as always.
Cheers!

Aww, thank you so very much for taking those great photos of our godchicken and all the others. You truly have some beautiful chickens there. That side benefit of getting free fertilizer is great. As always you outdo yourself on your walkwithme. You are an inspiration, got out there again today. Got 2 miles in. love ya <3<3

Oooh Wow, good on you!! I'm looking forward to seeing your walk SeaReader :) xo

Love them chickens! I've never seen so many chickens as I did in Vietnam. In the city or in the country, you can't go 50 yards without seeing out feathered friends. Not to mention pigs, goats, cows and water buffalo. :)

Inspiring people every day ~ you all have made this place a wonderful place to be.

So so grateful ♡
~☆~

Hiii @lyndsaybowes, Good Morning.

Thank you for bringing another #WalkWithMe, I hope you enjoyed much, I also feel glad and enjoyed these today's shots!

Hercules looks so attractive.

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Thank you, I'm glad you enjoy his colouring. I love the blue/purple/green/black too.

yes he has amazing colors with shining look. i love your all. you do a lot of effort for them. lovely family.

Your 'Grow food not lawns' is a fantastic idea, I hope you can build a large community to trade with, but that must be tricky in winter! If others realised benefits I am sure they would want to join in. It also makes another fantastic activity for the children to, I hope it works out well for you!

There would have to be a lot of canning and harvesting animals to get through the winter up here, yes...that's how everyone used to do it before grocery stores :)

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Aww, is that your little one?

Good post. Love those chickens. Looks so cute and Buffy

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Cute little Bantam !!

Its nice about chicken stuff and wonderful blog. #John Cena is my favorite wrestle and here is very good buddy project.
i like your project and excellent work. keep it up and all the best

Wow great photography experience and wonderful photography.n really look. so amazing
Thanks @lyndsaybowes
Have a great day

Chickens always give blessing to us, he who often wake us in the morning, produce eggs for our health, many benefits that can be taken from a chicken. May you always love the chickens and give them a pleasant life.

Nice post sister @lyndsaybowes ..

Thanks for share !!

such is the life of not only humans just need impingement, as well as chickens she found dashing after could rise above females. great post sis @lyndsaybowes

amazing and nice hens as usual,, you are nature loving

I was thinking of doing something similar come next month, but you have inspired me to go head on

A fun read this morning ^_^ Its windy where I am too. Warm but the wind bites at the ears. Cant wait for this winter to be over with already.

when we have to feel it's always like to see it .. 😆😆😆 fat chicken enough food, the feathers of many kinds. if in our place it's called chicken kampung.😙😙😙😙😍😍😍😍

Wooowwww, no words to express for all of these (in positive). Hugely

I like your girls and the guys too. Thanks for sharing

Yay Alfalfa pics! Cant get over that stick up feather-do, hahaha! The best. Cookies lookin good too <3 <3

I know rite...what the hell lol!!

nice post with chicken chicken that is cute and unique. @lyndsaybowes

Thank you Tober, it's good to see you my friend :) xo

they pretend to be guards on a night club but the truth is that he is looking at her back
he is a devil rooster hahaha
I know what he is planning to do after you shut the camera off and go lol

ahahaha yes, I agree with you. I think I know too

The only problem being...

They are both hens hahhahahaha!!

Well...that is awkward :) :) :) :) :) :)

ouchhhhh, just noticed
that's a bigger disaster hahahahaha

@lyndsaybowes I loved it too much but I have a question please
what is this chicken looking at??? lol

He is most likely looking out for predators, it's what the roosters do all day, stretching their necks looking around for danger :)

I'm talking about the white chicken not the rooster

Maybe she's looking at a very fine tail?

hahaha, maybe yes, maybe no
but I wish her target was only the tail

"Motherflockers". I have been around chickens my whole life. I have never heard it put that way. I am dying laughing. Thank you for the good laugh.

You are so very welcome @bowentroyer :) Thank you for coming by!

And here is my pretty lady again with a new day brief
you know what?
It feels good to have a family that you share your day events with such as you do
I loved the story of the chicken too much, it looks so funny

I'm glad you got some laughs from my silly flock :) Mission accomplished!

ofcourse gave me laughs but I don't see it silly
chickens have lives and serious fights like humans
when it comes for deciding a leader, It becomes so serious and violent
not only chickens but all the animals

Mr. Pendock really knows how to punish the punisher 😏

That's beautiful shots of the moon during daylight. Seeing the moon reminds me of next moon eclipse that will happen in 31st January 2018.

this post very nice..and great photography...i appreciate your contest..carry on my friend!!!!!!!!!! thanks for shareing by@lyndsaybowes

Nature is indeed beautiful. Its so funny that these are things I see often and yet I dint Know it could be a beautiful art. What I Call rubbish, You made it creative.. Lol.
I think this is the most fascinating walk I've had with you since I discovered your blog. More to come I pray


@lyndsaybowes ... I think this photo is very cool ,, hhha
I also have a chicken at home and I often see things like this, this is my favorite part and it looks very funny ..
Mr. Pendock .. COOL .. !!

Yes! hahaha! Mr. Pendock is quite the Man around here :) I'm glad you have chickens, I hope I see them one day on your walk!

This made me smile. Thank you. I love the narrative. :)

Nice picts...
You have lots of chickens @lyndsay? in my country chicken has been reduced .. because many are affected by the disease ... but I really like a pet chicken .. your chicken fat yea? : D healthy of course :)

you're good at telling my story, I'm going to take my chicken donatello to do a casting

II wanna walk with all of you . so peaceful.

I do really enjoyed these shots. Kudos to you @lyndsaybowes. They are very beautiful creatures.

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