• improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 days ago

  Punday Monday 406!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks! We had a lovely 3 day…

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• improv (72)in #garden • 3 days ago

  garden build

  I'm excited that, thanks to the dedication of my kids' school's parent volunteers, staff and community members, six garden beds for the school have been assembled! The…

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• improv (72)in #reflection • 4 days ago

  good laugh

  My favorite kind of laugh, or at least the one that I feel like I've identified a lot lately, at least when it comes to watching something, is seeing people who are having fun…

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• improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 7 days ago

  Terry puns

  It's open mic night! I'm excited for all your Terri 'tories There is a cover charge, but it's totally worth is because the Terri Bull is up next. He's going to tell some Terri…

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• improv (72)in #frustration • 8 days ago

  Punishment bureaucracy is everywhere

  When we're doing things that hurt people because we want to change their behavior (which I think morally we shouldn't do in the first place, but setting that briefly aside), it…

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• improv (72)in #reflection • 8 days ago

  Imagining different paths to follow

  If I were me, but 16 in 2025 And I had all the dreams of being a professional actor that I did when I was 16, There may be a couple of different paths I would follow. I…

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• improv (72)in Funny • 9 days ago

  Punday Monday 405 2nd attempt!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! There were zero puns submitted last week, so let's try again! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas…

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 10 days ago

  Knowledge -5minutefreewrite

  For Knowledge is a funny thing. Is it? What is knowledge? To understand or just to know? I am more interested in skepticism. Which doesn't mean doubting every new thing. It…

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• improv (72)in #overheard • 11 days ago

  Dropping a few eaves

  Oh my God I really want to eavesdrop There's no way to do it subtly in this case. The snippet of a conversation I just heard was I don't drink no more water I mean maybe (then…

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• improv (72)in #food • 12 days ago

  fair entry

  The Taste Buds, Sweetie Ken (Chicken, Savory, Marjoram, Salt, Black Pepper, Apple, Vinegar, Lemon, Honey) and Spicy Mac (Orzo and Macaroni, Queso Fresco, Dubliner, Cream, Butter…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 14 days ago

  Enlarge -5minutefreewrite

  For I would like to enlarge my ... Fill in the blank. Brain, perhaps...though if your brain gets too big, it's going to press on your skull and you'll probably die.…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 15 days ago

  Chew It Well -5minutefreewrite

  I need to chew this well. This gristle. My mouth can't truly break it down. I could, instead, just swallow. But then the meaty flavor would be gone. How sad I would be, then…

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• improv (72)in #poem • 17 days ago

  The mother of my child

  Is Osmanthus Fragranz Is she nearby? you ask, sniffing the air You can tell she's there by the way Everything is better Is a dog-eared page Where are we? you ask, riffling…

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 18 days ago

  My Other Castle -5minutefreewrite

  For Oh my god, this old thing? This is my cave, which is fine, but my other castle is very nice. I wish I could show you, but it's only open to whole coiners... Oh, yes, the…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 20 days ago

  Familiar Face -5minutefreewrite

  For She has such a familiar face. Oh! I bet we were at this or that function together...oh wait, no. We were at ...no. Oh. She's kinda famous...or at least, I saw her in a…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 21 days ago

  Eject Her -5minutefreewrite

  For Eject her. Hm. Reject and eject are similar in sound, look, and meaning. Does ject have to do with tra-ject-ory...probably Huh. Reject is the less physical movement…

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• improv (72)in #teaching • 21 days ago

  New job!

  I’m now a substitute teacher! It’s been an incredible couple of weeks and every day I feel more and more eager for the next. Admittedly, it’s reduced the amount of time I get to…

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• improv (72)in Feel Good • 23 days ago

  I...am Steve.

  I have now been a substitute teacher for 5 different schools. What do you think is the most predictable thing that happens to me? Some kids who are older say this, knowing it…

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• improv (72)in #puns • 23 days ago

  Punday Monday 404 (Error!)

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Dogs! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 25 days ago

  Thought dump

  Just some thoughts. I want us to be relaxed enough that we can interrupt each other to say this thing or that little thing that doesn't matter very much, but occurred in the…

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