PostsCommentsPayoutsimprov (72)in Freewriters • 3 days agoI Can't Relate -5minutefreewriteFor You have a good sleep? I can't relate. Man, what's my deal? Maybe when I come back from Montana, I'll start using my sleep apnea device. I wonder what my deal is.…improv (72)in #me • 3 days agoadult adhdAs an adult-diagnosis ADHD kid, I was so confused by my teachers all talking about how I had great potential that I wasn't fulfilling, and I was frustrated. I didn't understand…improv (72)in Freewriters • 4 days agoFinger Buffet -5minutefreewriteFor This is the finger buffet. Take as many fingers as you like. We have chicken fingers and fish fingers. Also people fingers. Those ones aren't for eating. You can tap your…improv (72)in Funny • 5 days agoPunday Monday 407!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Kansas City! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like…improv (72)in #pics • 6 days agosunrise to sunset workBetwixt this I performed I'm very sleepy. 5:30 am is not enough time for my body to recover but it was, regardless, lovely.improv (72)in #regulations • 8 days agoThe words of someone who cares about something that only the person they're talking to knows what they're talking aboutWhy? This could be a recommendation, but does it need to be a requirement? If another global pandemic hits, does that mean we can't have support meetings without going through…improv (72)in Freewriters • 10 days agoLacks Sensitivity -5minutefreewriteFor Nothing about the fingertip lacks sensitivity. It has as much as...well... I suppose it's not sensitive to flavors or smells. And emotionally resonant information for…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 12 days agoPunday Monday 406!Welcome to Punday Monday! I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks! We had a lovely 3 day…improv (72)in #garden • 13 days agogarden buildI'm excited that, thanks to the dedication of my kids' school's parent volunteers, staff and community members, six garden beds for the school have been assembled! The…improv (72)in #reflection • 14 days agogood laughMy favorite kind of laugh, or at least the one that I feel like I've identified a lot lately, at least when it comes to watching something, is seeing people who are having fun…improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 17 days agoTerry punsIt's open mic night! I'm excited for all your Terri 'tories There is a cover charge, but it's totally worth is because the Terri Bull is up next. He's going to tell some Terri…improv (72)in #frustration • 18 days agoPunishment bureaucracy is everywhereWhen we're doing things that hurt people because we want to change their behavior (which I think morally we shouldn't do in the first place, but setting that briefly aside), it…improv (72)in #reflection • 18 days agoImagining different paths to followIf I were me, but 16 in 2025 And I had all the dreams of being a professional actor that I did when I was 16, There may be a couple of different paths I would follow. I…improv (72)in Funny • 19 days agoPunday Monday 405 2nd attempt!Welcome to Punday Monday! There were zero puns submitted last week, so let's try again! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas…improv (72)in #freewrite • 20 days agoKnowledge -5minutefreewriteFor Knowledge is a funny thing. Is it? What is knowledge? To understand or just to know? I am more interested in skepticism. Which doesn't mean doubting every new thing. It…improv (72)in #overheard • 21 days agoDropping a few eavesOh my God I really want to eavesdrop There's no way to do it subtly in this case. The snippet of a conversation I just heard was I don't drink no more water I mean maybe (then…improv (72)in #food • 22 days agofair entryThe Taste Buds, Sweetie Ken (Chicken, Savory, Marjoram, Salt, Black Pepper, Apple, Vinegar, Lemon, Honey) and Spicy Mac (Orzo and Macaroni, Queso Fresco, Dubliner, Cream, Butter…improv (72)in Freewriters • 24 days agoEnlarge -5minutefreewriteFor I would like to enlarge my ... Fill in the blank. Brain, perhaps...though if your brain gets too big, it's going to press on your skull and you'll probably die.…improv (72)in Freewriters • 25 days agoChew It Well -5minutefreewriteI need to chew this well. This gristle. My mouth can't truly break it down. I could, instead, just swallow. But then the meaty flavor would be gone. How sad I would be, then…improv (72)in GEMS • 27 days agoPunday Monday 405!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…