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improv (72)in #sjort • yesterday
idea drizzle
brainstorm Imagining a short that involves someone doing the thing that I think liberals might despise, like ... Destroying a cop car? Dearresting someone? Then a sliding…
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improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 days ago
Punday Monday 408!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is elephants! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
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improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days ago
I Can't Relate -5minutefreewrite
For You have a good sleep? I can't relate. Man, what's my deal? Maybe when I come back from Montana, I'll start using my sleep apnea device. I wonder what my deal is.…
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improv (72)in #me • 7 days ago
adult adhd
As an adult-diagnosis ADHD kid, I was so confused by my teachers all talking about how I had great potential that I wasn't fulfilling, and I was frustrated. I didn't understand…
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improv (72)in Freewriters • 8 days ago
Finger Buffet -5minutefreewrite
For This is the finger buffet. Take as many fingers as you like. We have chicken fingers and fish fingers. Also people fingers. Those ones aren't for eating. You can tap your…
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improv (72)in Funny • 9 days ago
Punday Monday 407!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Kansas City! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like…
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improv (72)in #pics • 10 days ago
sunrise to sunset work
Betwixt this I performed I'm very sleepy. 5:30 am is not enough time for my body to recover but it was, regardless, lovely.
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improv (72)in #regulations • 12 days ago
The words of someone who cares about something that only the person they're talking to knows what they're talking about
Why? This could be a recommendation, but does it need to be a requirement? If another global pandemic hits, does that mean we can't have support meetings without going through…
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improv (72)in Freewriters • 14 days ago
Lacks Sensitivity -5minutefreewrite
For Nothing about the fingertip lacks sensitivity. It has as much as...well... I suppose it's not sensitive to flavors or smells. And emotionally resonant information for…
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improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 16 days ago
Punday Monday 406!
Welcome to Punday Monday! I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks! We had a lovely 3 day…
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improv (72)in #garden • 17 days ago
garden build
I'm excited that, thanks to the dedication of my kids' school's parent volunteers, staff and community members, six garden beds for the school have been assembled! The…
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improv (72)in #reflection • 18 days ago
good laugh
My favorite kind of laugh, or at least the one that I feel like I've identified a lot lately, at least when it comes to watching something, is seeing people who are having fun…
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improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 21 days ago
Terry puns
It's open mic night! I'm excited for all your Terri 'tories There is a cover charge, but it's totally worth is because the Terri Bull is up next. He's going to tell some Terri…
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improv (72)in #frustration • 22 days ago
Punishment bureaucracy is everywhere
When we're doing things that hurt people because we want to change their behavior (which I think morally we shouldn't do in the first place, but setting that briefly aside), it…
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improv (72)in #reflection • 22 days ago
Imagining different paths to follow
If I were me, but 16 in 2025 And I had all the dreams of being a professional actor that I did when I was 16, There may be a couple of different paths I would follow. I…
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improv (72)in Funny • 23 days ago
Punday Monday 405 2nd attempt!
Welcome to Punday Monday! There were zero puns submitted last week, so let's try again! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas…
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improv (72)in #freewrite • 24 days ago
Knowledge -5minutefreewrite
For Knowledge is a funny thing. Is it? What is knowledge? To understand or just to know? I am more interested in skepticism. Which doesn't mean doubting every new thing. It…
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improv (72)in #overheard • 25 days ago
Dropping a few eaves
Oh my God I really want to eavesdrop There's no way to do it subtly in this case. The snippet of a conversation I just heard was I don't drink no more water I mean maybe (then…
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improv (72)in #food • 26 days ago
fair entry
The Taste Buds, Sweetie Ken (Chicken, Savory, Marjoram, Salt, Black Pepper, Apple, Vinegar, Lemon, Honey) and Spicy Mac (Orzo and Macaroni, Queso Fresco, Dubliner, Cream, Butter…
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improv (72)in Freewriters • 28 days ago
Enlarge -5minutefreewrite
For I would like to enlarge my ... Fill in the blank. Brain, perhaps...though if your brain gets too big, it's going to press on your skull and you'll probably die.…
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