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meesterboom (79)in #life • yesterday
Brexit Wine
You won't forget the wine will you? The Good Lady trilled happily like a hungover budgie eating a freshly boiled Whelk. A note on whelks: Although available the world over…
$364.00
Pending payout amount: $364.00
Breakdown: 182.00 HBD, 84.97 HP
Payout in 6 days
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 days ago
65 Inches
You Black Friday'ing it? Winnet barked at me from the Teams call on my laptop. Winnet was a lazy Software Developer supplied to us from one of our cheaper and more…
$258.86
Pending payout amount: $258.86
Breakdown: 129.43 HBD, 60.42 HP
Payout in 5 days
419 69
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 days ago
This Time I Know It's For Real
Daddy?! Daddy?? Help! I think one of my fish is dead?? The Little Lady yowled from the corner of her room as if one of her fish had died. What's that, lass? I stared at…
$323.72
Pending payout amount: $323.72
Breakdown: 161.86 HBD, 75.56 HP
Payout in 4 days
422 70
meesterboom (79)in #life • 8 days ago
Who'da Punk'd It?
I say old chap, you know those blasted Punk things? The message popped up on the Discords. It was a young whippersnapper of my acquaintance. A fine fellow, despite his…
$285.42
Past Payouts $285.42
- Author $142.83
- Curators $142.59
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 10 days ago
Lizard Cake
When I am older, I am going to be a food taster for the Queen! The Little Lady announced proudly from across the table in the cafe that we were sitting in. A food taster…
$216.68
Past Payouts $216.68
- Author $108.43
- Curators $108.25
352 50
meesterboom (79)in #life • 15 days ago
The Ephemeral Sea Snail
Guess what? I've got a job! The Good Lady leapt up from her chair and started doing a wonky-looking dance like an American trying Scrumpy for the very first time. You…
$207.01
Past Payouts $207.01
- Author $103.60
- Curators $103.41
376 50
meesterboom (79)in #life • 16 days ago
That Ball
Hey, Mister! Geez at baw!! A voice bellowed at me from the twilight of the park I was walking through after a long and depressing day at work. I turned to see what Mr…
$228.34
Past Payouts $228.34
- Author $114.27
- Curators $114.07
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 22 days ago
There Is No Planet B
Daddy, can I ask you something. Something serious? My fork paused mid-delivery to my mouth. Fuck?! What was this. Can't a man just have his dinner in peace? Slowly I put my…
$182.50
Past Payouts $182.50
- Author $91.33
- Curators $91.17
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 23 days ago
Don't Look
In the name of the wee man, yer looking grand, mate! Announced Cornetto, my Irish friend, leaping forward and giving me a COVID-Care-Less man-hug. Aye, you too, you…
$165.88
Past Payouts $165.88
- Author $83.04
- Curators $82.84
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meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Round The Back
Guys, we have something important to discuss and that's why I set up this call. El-Jefe looked at our faces on his screen and nodded thoughtfully as if he were looking at…
$168.13
Past Payouts $168.13
- Author $84.16
- Curators $83.98
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meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Trick Or MEAT
Hey, can I ask a favour? The Good Lady popped her head in the Kitchen where I was pounding the shit out of a lump of dough like a frustrated fifties housewife. Of course my…
$151.45
Past Payouts $151.45
- Author $75.79
- Curators $75.66
375 78
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
The Evil Meat King
When was the last time you ate meat? The Good Lady smiled from across the table. Her face, slightly mocking like a snowman with a large parsnip for a nose. Excuse me…
$146.47
Past Payouts $146.47
- Author $73.33
- Curators $73.14
473 98
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
The Deployed
So Boom-Dawg. It looks like we are pushing the Go-Live time out to Friday evening. That ok with you? El-Jefe the Boss Man glistened at me from my screen as if he had just…
$133.11
Past Payouts $133.11
- Author $66.62
- Curators $66.49
342 65
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
LEVEL UP on HIVE In 5 Steps
Good evening, Hivers and Jivers! After the rip-roaring success of my 37 part series, The Ultimate Guide to Killing it On Hive , nobody loads of you sent me letters to…
$224.20
Past Payouts $224.20
- Author $112.20
- Curators $112.00
436 180
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
A Maiden By Any Other Name
Morning madam. The Postman chuckled at his fine wit as he handed me an elaborately wrapped parcel with the Good Lady's name on it. Haha, ha. Ha. I said whilst half…
$135.05
Past Payouts $135.05
- Author $67.59
- Curators $67.46
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meesterboom reblogged
brandt (64)in Proof of Brain • 2 months ago
What I found out there that night was wild
Come with me and you will find it too.
$38.61
Past Payouts $38.61
- Author $19.33
- Curators $19.28
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
For Those About To Rock
Duuuuuuude, long time no see! My old friend Biscuit-Baws boomed as he got up and ran at me from the table outside the cafe where he had been sitting. Biscuit-Baws? How…
$99.36
Past Payouts $99.36
- Author $49.75
- Curators $49.62
467 108
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
The Riddle Of Man
A Father and a Son are in a car crash. The Father dies. The son survives but the surgeon refuses to treat him saying 'I can't perform surgery on my own child.' - Who was the…
$93.11
Past Payouts $93.11
- Author $46.61
- Curators $46.50
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
When Darkness Calls
What the hell?!? I muttered under my breath at the sight unfolding before me. Myself and the family had just entered Bouncy Kidz. A soft play which has recently opened…
$100.86
Past Payouts $100.86
- Author $50.49
- Curators $50.37
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meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
1 Man 1 Cup
You don't understand. It was heat like nothing on earth. It was literally like we were on Venus or something. I mopped my brow and tried on a…
$117.73
Past Payouts $117.73
- Author $58.92
- Curators $58.81
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