Hive

meesterboom (78)in #life • 4 days ago
Where The Bear?
What wine are we having tonight, Daddy-Bear? At the thought of wine, the Good Lady jiggled excitedly in her chair as if a gang of bees had started nesting in her salami…
$49.78
Pending payout amount: $49.78
Breakdown: 24.89 HBD, 83.25 HP
Payout in 3 days
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 6 days ago
To Try Again
Do you think it is time we tried again? The words came from the Good Lady. She was standing by the window. Her back to me. Her words were fragile. Softly spoken lest they…
$55.14
Pending payout amount: $55.14
Breakdown: 27.57 HBD, 92.20 HP
Payout tomorrow
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 13 days ago
The Governess
Hey, have you seen this? It's outrageous! I shoogled my phone at the Good Lady in that way that 21st-century people do because they don't have printed newspapers anymore…
$27.47
Past Payouts $27.47
- Author $16.32
- Curators $11.15
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 16 days ago
There Is No Dark Side To This Moon
Hey Daddy-Bear, have you seen my shoes? The Good Lady wandered into the room looking like one of those poor children you see in Bulgaria that you throw grapes at. I…
$48.61
Past Payouts $48.61
- Author $27.29
- Curators $21.32
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 17 days ago
And The Witches Danced
A man on the brink of tragedy discovers what it truly means to be a man.
$42.92
Past Payouts $42.92
- Author $24.43
- Curators $18.50
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 19 days ago
A Hat Made Of Bacon
A whimsical reworking of an attempted bribery. Boom style.
$48.06
Past Payouts $48.06
- Author $27.78
- Curators $20.28
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meesterboom (78)in #life • last month
Work-Wife
Hey who are you writing that to?! The Good Lady was craning her head forward peeking at my phone screen as I tapped out a message to one of my colleagues. What? I am just…
$26.46
Past Payouts $26.46
- Author $15.39
- Curators $11.06
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meesterboom (78)in #life • last month
The Wilds of Glasgow
Hey hey, hivey-jivers! It's been a little time since my last post and thought I had better get something up to stick two fingers up to all the fuckers who claimed I was dead.…
$21.96
Past Payouts $21.96
- Author $12.85
- Curators $9.11
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months ago
Cutting The Peat For Hogmanay
Damn, it seems harder this year? I hefted the one-sided Scottish shovel called a Shatoosh onto my shoulder and let out a big sigh. My breath hung in a silvery grey cloud…
$12.19
Past Payouts $12.19
- Author $7.40
- Curators $4.80
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months ago
Clamped
Zweeeeeooooooooooooow weeeeeeeoooooooow My drill made a satisfyingly mannish whirring noise as I pulled the trigger. Slowly but carefully I levelled it at an imaginary enemy…
$18.78
Past Payouts $18.78
- Author $10.85
- Curators $7.93
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months ago
A Christmas Sale
What are you up to? The Good Lady peered over at me suspiciously, her face wrinkling up as if she had smelt a morning loaf freshly baked from my brown oven. Nothing... I…
$20.24
Past Payouts $20.24
- Author $11.73
- Curators $8.51
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 5 months ago
The Mannity
Hey darling, how's the wing-mirror, is it fixed yet? The Good-Lady trillled like a prize budgie nibbling one of those big seedy balls. I made a weird hissing noise like a…
$29.32
Past Payouts $29.32
- Author $16.93
- Curators $12.38
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 5 months ago
COVID Planet
Gott im himmel?! Was is das?! I growled Germanically in the direction of the front door from my armchair. There had been a noise as if something had been pushed through the…
$22.27
Past Payouts $22.27
- Author $13.27
- Curators $9.01
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 5 months ago
Urbex Boom-Style
I was scrolling through my feed when I got to @slobberchops, Hive's resident Chief 'bexer' which of course is street-talk for an Urban Explorer and it got me…
$29.08
Past Payouts $29.08
- Author $17.39
- Curators $11.69
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 5 months ago
Price Action
Darling, what on earth is wrong? The Good Lady came into the kitchen, alarm writ large on her face as if running from a house-cat with an erection. I lifted my head slowly…
$26.58
Past Payouts $26.58
- Author $15.88
- Curators $10.70
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 5 months ago
It's Time
Hey, little guy. Where did you get all that chocolate from? I remarked good-naturedly to the Little-Boom as I entered the lounge. He had chocolate on his face and in his…
$25.94
Past Payouts $25.94
- Author $15.63
- Curators $10.31
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 5 months ago
Page Boy
Follow the one-way arrows! A voice bellowed out from a plastic visored security guard as I entered the office reception. I glared at him. His visor made him look like he…
$27.44
Past Payouts $27.44
- Author $16.44
- Curators $11.00
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 6 months ago
An Exciting Thing
Hey, darling. How about we do something exciting today? The Good Lady husked at me as if she was on her second week of COVID. Deep in the dark woody undergrowth of my…
$34.13
Past Payouts $34.13
- Author $20.58
- Curators $13.56
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 6 months ago
Everything's Going To Be Ok
Brrrrrrbbbbbbbbbppppppfffh. I pursed my lips together and made that noise that days-old female corpses make from their vaginas when you stand on their stomach's. This was…
$21.68
Past Payouts $21.68
- Author $13.31
- Curators $8.37
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meesterboom (78)in #life • 6 months ago
Shiny Walls
BoomDawg, is that you? El Jefe stared out peevishly from my phone screen. I frowned deeply at El Jefe as if he were complaining that my jobbies were too…
$21.06
Past Payouts $21.06
- Author $12.78
- Curators $8.28
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