meesterboom (78)in #life • 4 days agoThe MannityHey darling, how's the wing-mirror, is it fixed yet? The Good-Lady trillled like a prize budgie nibbling one of…meesterboom (78)in #life • 19 days agoCOVID PlanetGott im himmel?! Was is das?! I growled Germanically in the direction of the front door from my armchair. There…meesterboom (78)in #life • 24 days agoUrbex Boom-StyleI was scrolling through my feed when I got to @slobberchops, Hive's resident Chief 'bexer' which of course is…meesterboom (78)in #life • 27 days agoPrice ActionDarling, what on earth is wrong? The Good Lady came into the kitchen, alarm writ large on her face as if running…meesterboom (78)in #life • 29 days agoIt's TimeHey, little guy. Where did you get all that chocolate from? I remarked good-naturedly to the Little-Boom as I…meesterboom (78)in #life • last monthPage BoyFollow the one-way arrows! A voice bellowed out from a plastic visored security guard as I entered the office…meesterboom (78)in #life • last monthAn Exciting ThingHey, darling. How about we do something exciting today? The Good Lady husked at me as if she was on her second…meesterboom (78)in #life • last monthEverything's Going To Be OkBrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbppppppfffh. I pursed my lips together and made that noise that days-old female corpses make from…meesterboom (78)in #life • last monthShiny WallsBoomDawg, is that you? El Jefe stared out peevishly from my phone screen. I frowned deeply at El Jefe as…meesterboom (78)in #life • last monthChicken Snake Rider!Chicken Snake Rider! Roaring through the skies. Chicken Snake Rider, killing all he spies. CHICKEN SNAKE…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoStorm on Death MountainI've got a bad feeling about this... I muttered darkly. Bad feeling about what baby? The Good Lady…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoKing Of All Things GooseHooonk honk honk honk... Hooonk honk honk honk. The Geese paddled below our loch-side cabin and enthusiastically…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoStick ItWell, look who it is? Howdy neighbour, long time no see! My old neighbour The Jim waved at me from where he…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoLight Vs Dark Beers!Beers are back baby!!! What? They never went away you say? Well, excuse me for serving fart-nuggets as caramel…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoCaptain. We Lost One Of Our EnginesGuaaargh?! A wave of pain shot out from my leg as I manfully swung it out of bed. I looked down at it in…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoKillin TimeA man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I chewed over those deep words as I laid out my clothes for the dark deeds…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoSuit You SirI've got a wetsuit you could borrow? That water is damn cold further out. Fishstick waved at the back of his…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoWhy Wait Till Eight?So, you up for it Boom-Dawg? El-Jefe beamed from my laptop screen, his smile resembling salted maggots. I…meesterboom (78)in #life • 2 months agoSmooth RunningGood grief, what are you up to?! The Good Lady's voice squawked in disbelief somewhere to my side. I turned, ever…meesterboom (78)in #life • 3 months agoDoors of PerceptionHuh?? I paused in mid-manful-stride from the Kitchen to the lounge. There was something wrong. It was in the air…
