Hive

meesterboom (79)in #life • 17 hours ago
No Socials
Hey! What was that? The Good Lady darted forward as if from nowhere and pecked her fingers at the phone in my hand. Oi, paws off the God machine! I yelped like a…
$94.90
Pending payout amount: $94.90
Breakdown: 47.45 HBD, 98.65 HP
Payout in 6 days
418 40
meesterboom (79)in #life • 7 days ago
Loss
This... It all just feels so empty now. The Good Lady wafted her hand at seemingly nothing from where she lay on the couch in the darkened living room. Both of us were…
$102.47
Pending payout amount: $102.47
Breakdown: 51.23 HBD, 106.51 HP
Payout in 7 hours
451 94
meesterboom (79)in #life • 12 days ago
Is That All You Got?
Can you take the kids to the supermarket? There's a bit of shopping to do. The Good Lady barely glanced up from her laptop where she was furiously tapping away. It…
$102.12
Past Payouts $102.12
- Author $51.11
- Curators $51.01
444 86
meesterboom (79)in #life • 16 days ago
A Dirty Thing
Hey man, I just wanna say, on behalf of all of us guys, sorry for your loss. Rob the Nob looked earnestly out from my laptop where we were engaged in a Teams call. I…
$108.59
Past Payouts $108.59
- Author $54.36
- Curators $54.23
466 95
meesterboom (79)in #life • 18 days ago
Like Lovers
Let's take a walk. El-Jefe tapped me on the shoulder and wobbled on past, looking like someone had sewn five porky pigs together to make a gigantic Frankenpig. I looked…
$105.00
Past Payouts $105.00
- Author $52.55
- Curators $52.45
401 78
meesterboom (79)in #life • 23 days ago
13 Miles to HELL
Goodbye lass, we loved you. Manfully, I wiped at something that could have been mistaken for a tear from the corner of my eye. Daddy, will we ever see her again? The…
$103.24
Past Payouts $103.24
- Author $51.67
- Curators $51.57
437 79
meesterboom (79)in #life • 25 days ago
A Brick Too Far
Darling, do you think you could fix the front step? A bit has fallen off. The Good Lady asked breezily as if my spare-tyre man-fail hadn't happened a little less than a…
$111.40
Past Payouts $111.40
- Author $55.75
- Curators $55.65
423 89
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Tyred
Fuduppa fuduppa fuduppa fuduppa fuduppa I tilted my head to the side. An odd noise was coming from my car as I drove down a narrow street toward the beer shop. In fact, I…
$100.96
Past Payouts $100.96
- Author $50.53
- Curators $50.43
431 133
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Incursion
I was brushing my teeth when the call flashed up on my phone. And when I say I was brushing my teeth then I patently mean that I was sitting on the throne squeezing out a…
$113.08
Past Payouts $113.08
- Author $56.61
- Curators $56.47
534 109
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
A Bear In The Woods
You look laht you could doo with summat dark and smooth inside yer. A hand gripped my shoulder as the words were muttered into my ear. My chocolate octopus slammed shut…
$100.24
Past Payouts $100.24
- Author $50.17
- Curators $50.07
407 90
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Moon Pig Death Dig
Daddy-Bear, have you contacted a pet sitter yet for the holiday? The Good Lady called from another room. Her voice had a petulant edge which I suspected had more to do…
$117.42
Past Payouts $117.42
- Author $58.79
- Curators $58.63
510 107
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Zoodles
Hey, have you moved the spiraliser? The Good Lady echoed weirdly from the depths of one of the kitchen cupboards in which she was so deep that only her bootie and hind legs we…
$123.30
Past Payouts $123.30
- Author $61.71
- Curators $61.59
401 111
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
The Black Death
That's odd? I opined with a stroke of the chin like a man eating a watery fish taco. not the lady kind, for goodness sake keep your mind out of the gutter! What's odd…
$91.01
Past Payouts $91.01
- Author $45.58
- Curators $45.44
471 136
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Brittle Betty and the Highlander's Bridge
Fancy driving to Chatelherault today? The Good Lady bustled into the room and towered over me as I tapped away at my laptop keyboard. No can do baby girl, I am teasing…
$110.58
Past Payouts $110.58
- Author $55.35
- Curators $55.23
434 105
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Take Down
You know, before my slipped disc, I used to do MMA. Might be blowing my own trumpet but I was pretty damn good. Prolapse lifted his pint of beer up from his bulging belly…
$111.73
Past Payouts $111.73
- Author $55.93
- Curators $55.80
451 189
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Cool Air
Aye aye, whats going on here then? I strode into the lounge of my house and clapped my hands before pointing at each of my family members in turn with a panache rarely seen…
$84.67
Past Payouts $84.67
- Author $42.38
- Curators $42.29
383 104
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Testing Times
That's quite the cough you got there? My brother-in-law Stiff-Bottom remarked. We called him Stiff-Bottom because of his rampant homophobia that made him visibly…
$83.16
Past Payouts $83.16
- Author $41.63
- Curators $41.53
420 135
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Fenrir's Balls
Arrrgh, Fenrir's BALLS! I yelled as I slowed the car to avoid the utterly incompetent buffoon that had just swerved into my lane. Daddy... What are Fenrir's balls? The…
$71.92
Past Payouts $71.92
- Author $36.00
- Curators $35.92
407 120
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
The Sneaky Path
Have you been to Drumfearne down the harbour? You mustn't miss it, it's lovely. Stoop, the strange old man who owned the local shop grinned at me in the way that old people…
$71.18
Past Payouts $71.18
- Author $35.64
- Curators $35.54
450 89
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
Is It Far?
We had arrived in Carradale. A tiny remote spot on the Kintyre peninsula on the West coast of Scotland. It was shit. There was nothing for miles. It has rained non stop…
$69.75
Past Payouts $69.75
- Author $34.91
- Curators $34.83
385 121

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