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meesterboom (80)in #life • 12 hours ago
Two and a Half
Blummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping from a plane with a…
$67.32
Pending payout amount: $67.32
Breakdown: 33.66 HBD, 99.88 HP
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 days ago
Bring On The Eschaton
Hey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes…
$52.18
Pending payout amount: $52.18
Breakdown: 26.09 HBD, 77.41 HP
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 11 days ago
Venom Jugs
Right guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too many sniffs…
$50.04
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- Author $25.05
- Curators $25.00
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 21 days ago
Reacher
Yes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be home in five minutes. I put my phone away and smiled to myself. It was the weekend, it was nearly December and Christmas was…
$77.90
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- Author $38.99
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Archer
Excuse me, do you have a name tag? A reedy voice piped nasally at me like a baby alligator squealing in a sock. I looked up from my laptop to see which type of neer-do-well…
$72.60
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- Author $36.33
- Curators $36.27
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
The Witch Queen
Hola mi novia, ¿cuándo hay un cenicero en el cielo? I nodded knowingly to my Good Lady and gave her the cheeky wink which implied some chorizo might be forthcoming in her…
$70.20
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- Author $35.14
- Curators $35.07
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Caribou
You will love this place my guy, I can't believe you have never been! I stuffed random toiletries into a suitcase in preparation for our holiday to Ibiza at the weekend.…
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- Author $27.59
- Curators $27.55
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Apples
Yooohooo! I have arrived and I have apples! A voice resembling an Ostrich being soundly ridden by a bear carried through the house. I looked up from where I sat at the table…
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- Author $31.17
- Curators $31.12
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Grurp
Daddy, I am really nervous about my operation tomorrow. The Little Lady looked up at me from her bed, her eyes wide with a hint of fear like a woodlouse exposed to the…
$51.60
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- Author $25.82
- Curators $25.78
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
The Whisky Thief
Guys, can you come to my office please? I shook my head as I read the Teams message that had popped up on my screen. Fucking El-Jefe. He had become insufferable lately.…
$37.53
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- Author $18.78
- Curators $18.75
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Early Sparkin
I tapped furiously away at my keyboard. I hadn't posted in a while and it seemed that whilst I had been post-free Hive had gone up in flames. People were pointing angrily…
$56.58
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- Author $28.31
- Curators $28.27
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Scratched
Where do you want it mate? Said the delivery man with a cheeky nod as if he were thinking I might reply with some butt-cheeked innuendo. I gave him a stern look before…
$50.34
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- Author $25.20
- Curators $25.15
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
The Spark
Hey, chick? You have a moment? I approached the Good Lady in the kitchen where I hung seductively like a sex python from the door frame. She looked up at me from the…
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- Author $20.31
- Curators $20.27
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Take It Out
Daddy, daddy. Look at me, look at me!! The Little Boom came running into the garden where I was enjoying some rays contemplating the ineffability of existence.…
$46.02
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- Author $23.03
- Curators $22.99
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
A Malice In Mallaig
Isn't this just perfect? For once the Good Lady wasn't folding clothes or threatening me with a rolling pin but instead was looking out at the coastline before us sipping…
$63.01
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- Author $31.53
- Curators $31.48
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Moo Moo
Well my friends, this is it. Ben Nevis. The tallest mountain in Scotland, indeed, the tallest in the UK! Everyone got out of the car and looked up at the not very impressive…
$56.05
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- Author $28.06
- Curators $28.00
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Not Saturday Beer
It's not Saturday and it's beer!! Hurrah for the beer. Being on holiday my days have blended into one big long day with sleeps and beers interspersed between. Which is no bad…
$52.28
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- Author $26.16
- Curators $26.12
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 6 months ago
Nothing Matters
The Summer holidays had arrived and I was chilling in the living room. The Little Lady was nearby hanging upside down like a bat from the back of the couch with a book in her…
$46.20
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- Author $23.12
- Curators $23.08
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 6 months ago
Fallout
Hey baby, fancy switching things up a little? I grabbed my Good Lady by the hips and attempted to drive her as if she were a tractor in a muddy field. Git... Git bloody…
$38.01
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- Author $19.02
- Curators $18.99
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 6 months ago
Falling Down
It was in the shady depths of Discord that Prawny of the Shits approached me. First, it was a friend request which I gladly accepted. After all, who could refuse a username…
$40.17
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- Author $20.11
- Curators $20.06
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