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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #steemstem • 6 years ago
Living Large in an Expanding Universe
Edwin Hubble made the fantastic discovery that we are in just one of many galaxies. Not only that, but most galaxies are moving away from each other at an accelerating pace. Like…
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #steemstem • 6 years ago
First One, Then Many
One of the fascinating things about quantum mechanics is how accurate it is, but no one really knows why. "Shut up and calculate" is the general advice given to physicists who…
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #steemstem • 6 years ago
Laplace's Demon
Suppose there were an all-knowing being that knew the position and momentum of every particle in the universe. If this demon (or angel if you prefer) knew this information and…
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 6 years ago
No reason for it
When you leave an irrational number in the denominator Gif from giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Market Sentiment
The markets look about as scared as Karen awaiting her STD test after last year's Christmas party. Gif from giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 6 years ago
So I guess it's that time
Not the snow I was hoping for Gif from giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Report Cards
When your kid says they're doing great in all of their classes and the the report card comes. Gif from giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
When the coffee kicks in
After I order a venti cappuccino with 8 shots of espresso for my free drink Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Level Up
When you start a game and your character is weak af Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Keep this baby rolling
Behind the scenes view of my investment strategy this year Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
You Don't Get Me High Anymore - COM Round 27
Actual science: When your girlfriend has a headache and you have sex with her, the headache will go away. It's basically medicine. It's like acetamino-dick-aphen. The only…
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Open Relationships for Women vs. Men
Just remember that if you agree to an open relationship, you will be swiping nonstop on Tinder if you're a guy and it will be like this for your partner. Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Did I leave my private keys in the car?
Why you shouldn't trust your grandpa with holding large sums of crypto. Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Hit em up on Tinder - Comedy Open Mic Round 25
Gorilla mime rolling giant blunt for 420. He parties like an animal. Gif from Giphy I nominate @acolucky and @buttcoins for the next COM round
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Error #DIV/0!
When you ask a mathematican to divide by zero Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Monkey wrench
Top devs working around the clock to push out the velocity hardfork. Now with Banana Mana. Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Down the Rabbit Hole...
When you're browsing videos on the internet and get to quantum field theory and realize that we are all connected in this universe... right before you go back to browsing 70's…
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Hardfork Beta Testing
Behind the scenes footage of Ned preparing for the next Steemit HF Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
So you're saying there's a chance...
After looking at the latest Steem price, I think this is the best I can hope for when it comes to retirement. Gif from Giphy
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narwhal reblogged
theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Normal amount of trash for the week
I'm so tired of everyone forcing their recycling agenda on me. First it's plastic bags, then plastic straws. I mean, if it stops working, then just throw it away you know…
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