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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last month
Just Scroll With It
It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title…
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 8 months ago
Bathroom break
When you remember that there was a test today
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 9 months ago
Quick Question
When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school
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- Author $0.53
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 9 months ago
Stopping me from logging in
When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up
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- Author $0.65
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 9 months ago
Minivan Life
Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like
$1.63
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- Author $0.82
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 9 months ago
Change of tune
Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference
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- Author $0.81
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 9 months ago
Ball Handling Skills
I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.
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- Author $0.75
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 10 months ago
Incredible
When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit…
$1.36
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- Author $0.68
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 10 months ago
Begone evil spirits!
Toddlers, when you try to get them to go to bed
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- Author $0.80
- Curators $0.79
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 11 months ago
When you gotta go
$1.94
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- Author $0.97
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 11 months ago
Getting the blues
Toddlers when you tell them they can't watch Bluey for the rest of the day
$2.70
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- Author $1.35
- Curators $1.35
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rentmoney (73)in LeoFinance • last year
Free Rebellion Booster Pack Inside
Source Just moments ago I decided to login to my Hive Blockchain blog known as @rentmoney to create a blog post. But what do I blog about? Splinterlands seems like an easy…
$12.57
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- Author $6.30
- Curators & beneficiaries $6.27
> leofinance: $0.31
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
Caught empty-handed
How it feels eating the last of your kid's Halloween candy Wish he would have thrown his wrappers away to make it easier to find the good stuff
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- Author $1.01
- Curators $1.00
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rentmoney (73)in LeoFinance • last year
⭐️FREE HBD RAFFLE WEEK SIXTY-FIVE⭐️
Its about that time again, (Readers: what time is it Rentmoney?) time for our Free HBD Raffle. For those who are unfamiliar with this giveaway in our "weekly" HBD raffle we give…
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- Author $3.55
- Curators & beneficiaries $3.50
> leofinance: $0.18
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
I blame tiktok
When kids have an analog clock in class, but need to check their phone to see what time it is
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- Author $1.48
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
F around and find out
When a student thinks the test was easy because they copied their friend's paper, not realizing that they had a different version.
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- Author $1.02
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
Price Gouging
When stagflation is so bad and you have to give an arm and a leg to get groceries, but you manage to soldier on
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- Author $1.16
- Curators $1.15
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
Teaching the kids how to clean
Seems so much different than when I was a kid
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- Author $1.12
- Curators $1.11
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
That's all folks!
$0.87
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- Author $0.44
- Curators $0.43
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
Maybe play outside
When your kid's friends come over to play
$0.31
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- Author $0.16
- Curators $0.15
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