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  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 9 months ago
    featured

    Just Scroll With It

    It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title…
    $3.14
    • Past Payouts $3.14
    • - Author $1.57
    • - Curators $1.57
     32 3
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Bathroom break

    When you remember that there was a test today
    $0.74
    • Past Payouts $0.74
    • - Author $0.37
    • - Curators $0.37
     24 3
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Quick Question

    When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school
    $1.05
    • Past Payouts $1.05
    • - Author $0.53
    • - Curators $0.52
     19 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Stopping me from logging in

    When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up
    $1.30
    • Past Payouts $1.30
    • - Author $0.65
    • - Curators $0.65
     14 2
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Minivan Life

    Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like
    $1.63
    • Past Payouts $1.63
    • - Author $0.82
    • - Curators $0.81
     13 2
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Change of tune

    Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference
    $1.61
    • Past Payouts $1.61
    • - Author $0.81
    • - Curators $0.81
     18 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Ball Handling Skills

    I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.
    $1.49
    • Past Payouts $1.49
    • - Author $0.75
    • - Curators $0.75
     16 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Incredible

    When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit…
    $1.36
    • Past Payouts $1.36
    • - Author $0.68
    • - Curators $0.68
     24 2
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
    featured

    Begone evil spirits!

    Toddlers, when you try to get them to go to bed
    $1.59
    • Past Payouts $1.59
    • - Author $0.80
    • - Curators $0.79
     24 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    When you gotta go

    $1.94
    • Past Payouts $1.94
    • - Author $0.97
    • - Curators $0.97
     21 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Getting the blues

    Toddlers when you tell them they can't watch Bluey for the rest of the day
    $2.70
    • Past Payouts $2.70
    • - Author $1.35
    • - Curators $1.35
     24 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Caught empty-handed

    How it feels eating the last of your kid's Halloween candy Wish he would have thrown his wrappers away to make it easier to find the good stuff
    $2.01
    • Past Payouts $2.01
    • - Author $1.01
    • - Curators $1.00
     25 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    I blame tiktok

    When kids have an analog clock in class, but need to check their phone to see what time it is
    $2.95
    • Past Payouts $2.95
    • - Author $1.48
    • - Curators $1.47
     26 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    F around and find out

    When a student thinks the test was easy because they copied their friend's paper, not realizing that they had a different version.
    $2.03
    • Past Payouts $2.03
    • - Author $1.02
    • - Curators $1.01
     26 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Price Gouging

    When stagflation is so bad and you have to give an arm and a leg to get groceries, but you manage to soldier on
    $2.31
    • Past Payouts $2.31
    • - Author $1.16
    • - Curators $1.15
     30 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Teaching the kids how to clean

    Seems so much different than when I was a kid
    $2.24
    • Past Payouts $2.24
    • - Author $1.12
    • - Curators $1.11
     34 2
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    That's all folks!

    $0.87
    • Past Payouts $0.87
    • - Author $0.44
    • - Curators $0.43
     23 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Maybe play outside

    When your kid's friends come over to play
    $0.31
    • Past Payouts $0.31
    • - Author $0.16
    • - Curators $0.15
     21 0
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Sorry Buddy

    Canadians when they see what it's like in New York:
    $0.35
    • Past Payouts $0.35
    • - Author $0.18
    • - Curators $0.18
     18 1
  • theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
    featured

    Pretend that it never happened

    When your teacher catches you cheating on the test
    $0.39
    • Past Payouts $0.39
    • - Author $0.20
    • - Curators $0.20
     18 0