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  • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
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    How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There?

    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, until Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to their trunk. Come again for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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    • thejokester (50)in #joke • 6 years ago
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      This Joke May Be Hard To Swallow

      Tina's friends used to tell her that her jokes sucked and were in bad taste. When they finally came to see her first comedy show, she got her revenge by making sure she wasn't…
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      • thejokester (50)in #joke • 6 years ago
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        Against The Normal School Of Thought

        When a whale goes out of their way to give a big upvote to a minnow that's been stuck swimming in circles. Follow for more really really ridiculous jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
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        Never Settle

        A time lapse of a girl's dating app quest to find her perfect match for sexy Instagram couple photos. Follow for more really really ridiculous punchlines.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
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        The Powering Up Effect

        The before and after when powering up my 2.404 liquid Steem. I know what you're thinking... "Sorry, Baby, it's just not enough," but I'm pretty Confident. Follow for…
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Not Sure How To Slice It

        I'm not sure if this is the best thing since sliced bread or if it's just been a while. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Getting Right To The Punchline

        If I have to dress like a cute unicorn to get some attention around here, dog gonnit I will!! Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Self Reflection

        When people ask if I'd like to have children, my answer is usually yes, pending a clause to put them up for adoption if they turn out like this. Follow for really…
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         6 0
      • thejokester (50)in #joke • 7 years ago
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        Don't Try This At Home, Kids

        Make sure you do it outside, far away from adult supervision... Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Hoe Hoe Hoe

        Unsurprisingly, the prostitute was able to identify who tried to pay for her to sit on their lap on Christmas Eve... ...all of them. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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         11 2
      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        But She Said I Was The Best She Ever Had...

        The moment you stumble on your girlfriend's secret old porn actress profile and realize your relationship is now royally fucked. src Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        It'll Be Far From A Free Fall

        Marvin logging in to put his life savings* into Bitcoin Cash* at the top of today's big green candle. *Don't try this at home. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Was It Heely Worth It?

        In desperate need to make rent, a high end stripper heading home after a sketchy appointment in the outskirts of town. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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         7 1
      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        A Very, Very Small Chance

        After weeks of collaborating with MIT research scientists, we've concluded that there's roughly 1% chance my joke posts will earn more than $0.01 in rewards without…
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         14 0
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        punchline (69)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        What's so funny?

        This will be the last installment of "What's so funny?" for a while. The goal of this project was to try and bring some much needed humor to the Steem blockchain (A.K.A. The…
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        In The Dumps

        My new comedy account trying to make it on Steemit after @punchline's last day. Thanks for giving me the jump start so I can hit the ground running. source Follow for…
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Thanks A Lot, Amazon

        With demand for North Pole delivery services going to be thin this year, Blizten took the initiative to enlist in the Air Force reserve for extra income. Better hope…
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        SMTs Got Your Tongue?

        The last remaining Steemians finally seeing a real smart media token for the first time in 2020. source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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      • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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        Where Mom's Fantasy Meets Reality

        The moment you realize that your daughter is starring in the Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild video you treated yourself to... source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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        • thejokester (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago
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          Taco Tuesday - Relief For Long-Term Steem Holders

          What's that you say? You've found a way that we can still live off of our Steem earnings!? source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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           33 0