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therealpaul (69)in #dreemit • last year
From the Family of Our Beloved Friend and Sister, Dreemit
This morning, the Dreemit family has asked me to let everyone here know, that Linnet has passed from this realm. For now, I would just like to say that she will be missed…
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therealpaul (69)in #writing • 3 years ago
Adding 'More Evil' By Killing Everyone Doesn't Necessarily Make a Story Good, Writer Discovers
Trained by the pros, writer tries to manage population of fictional town by killing everyone, but isn't evil enough.
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- Author $13.47
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therealpaul (69)in #anarchism • 4 years ago
First, They Ignore You- Voluntary Society Wakes to a New Day Amid Turmoil
Today, a group of Anarchists-- apparently believing that no human should be ruled by anyone else, and that no individual being should be a slave-- deliberately and willfully did…
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- Author $1.41
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therealpaul (69)in #writing • 4 years ago
What We Call Democracy is Really Just Institutionalized Sorcery
Just because Mickey used a little bit of sorcery to try to get a bunch of brooms to do his work for him, this doesn't automatically mean that Mickey was an evil mouse-- he was…
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- Author $2.25
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therealpaul (69)in #life • 4 years ago
Sorting Out the Social Rules of Engagement in a Pre-scribed Bio-War, and Forming Alliances with Mushrooms
What about those masks? "People don't need to be going around wearing masks!" Dr. Fauci laughed, and he explained to the 60 Minutes host exactly why that was so. Indeed, the…
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- Author $7.04
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therealpaul (69)in #gardening • 4 years ago
The Machiavellian Gardener: Managing Neighborhood Noise Pollution, and First Garden Pest of the Year
Page from a satirical gardening journal, with tips for covertly managing a small community
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- Author $5.31
- Curators $5.29
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therealpaul (69)in #writing • 4 years ago
I Won't Be Running For President This Year- Trump Stole My Idea
Donald Trump stole my idea. While he's been doing a really terrific job with it-- really great job-- this whole 'show everyone that the government is useless' spectacle was…
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- Author $16.24
- Curators $16.23
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therealpaul (69)in #writing • 4 years ago
Never Mind Politics: Heroes Needed to Plant the Seeds of a Fractal Garden- Start Immediately- Inquire Within
1 -FOOD Forget the 2020 National election show. I'm trying to be as nice as I can be, but people really need to shut the hell up about their presidents and their beloved circus…
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- Author $2.35
- Curators $2.31
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therealpaul (69)in #writing • 4 years ago
The Machiavellian Gardener: New Addition to the Garden, A Big Shiny 5G Tower For Better Growth
Better plant growth
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- Author $3.60
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therealpaul (69)in #writing • 4 years ago
I Think The Dramatic Fiction Story that I Never Wrote Just Came True
I was going to write a story about a cooperative little community, or maybe a planet, that uses friendship as a currency. It would have been about a world where everyone rewards…
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- Author $2.95
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therealpaul (69)in #apocalypse • 4 years ago
Is This Your First Apocalypse? How Humanity Will Win This
Are you wondering every day what on Earth is happening to the world? Is this your first apocalypse? Fall of the US Dollar As a Holistic Internet Conspiratologist…
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- Author $1.65
- Curators $1.64
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therealpaul (69)in #blog • 5 years ago
A Possum, Playing Possum
We heard a dog 'woof' around the back patio last night, and I went out to investigate. I heard the dog run off into the dark as I opened the screen, but then what I found on…
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- Author $3.36
- Curators $0.88
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therealpaul (69)in #art • 5 years ago
Fake Marble Columns- A Venetian Plaster Project (Mistakes Included)
I had everything that I needed to build my new bookcase except for one ingredient: patience. In the old days, everything was built out of stone, and the giant halls were…
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- Author $1.64
- Curators $0.46
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therealpaul (69)in #gardening • 5 years ago
A Decade on the Funny Farm
It was exactly ten years ago when I moved from the big city to this little farm community. Ten years ago, I was too busy moving to notice all of the tulips that were about to…
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- Author $2.53
- Curators $0.58
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adapt2030 (62)in #grandsolarminimum • 5 years ago
Extinction Level Event Begins Early 2019 as Harvard Public Geoengineering Project Goes Live
The title of the article has the phrase “Extinction Level Event…” which is not a joke nor an exaggeration. That is truly my own feeling, opinion of this event starting in the…
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- Author $1.27
- Curators $0.39
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therealpaul (69)in #philosophy • 5 years ago
If Only There Was an Owner's Manual for this Mind/Body Device that We are Operating Here
This mind/body complex that we find ourselves inhabiting-- it's time to figure out how this thing works. When seeking knowledge about ourselves, we will invariably discover…
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- Author $15.76
- Curators $5.01
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therealpaul (69)in #health • 5 years ago
Learning Good Health From the Animal Kingdom- How to Sleep
Below is a photo of Sooie the cat. Her being from the family felis useless could imply that this type of animal is of little use to humanity, but in the photo, Sooie is…
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- Author $1.35
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therealpaul (69)in #poem • 5 years ago
At Last, One of Those Poems That's Stuffed With Fun
I know I haven't posted in a while, so here's an absurdity expressed in poetic bounce, for the fun of it, and just for now: An Absurdity, Expressed in Poetic Bounce…
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- Author $0.36
- Curators $0.09
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therealpaul (69)in #blog • 5 years ago
How Are You Enjoying the Apocalypse So Far?
This is my first apocalypse. I know the thing has a bad reputation, but so far this apocalypse is doing just what it said on the package, and all kinds of exciting new things…
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- Author $1.00
- Curators $0.27
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therealpaul (69)in #art • 5 years ago
The Reset of a Planet- An Apparent Worldwide Disaster as Documented by the Painter Hubert Robert
Humanity seems to have inherited a gigantic, abandoned world. Just as rats will move into the engine compartment of a car that's left parked for too long in a field, nibbling…
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- Author $6.64
- Curators $2.07
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