I Made Out With Bitcoin Last Night

in #blog7 years ago (edited)

I invited Bitcoin over last night for a little Netflix and Chill (because I thought that it was a bit too presumptuous to invite him over for Hulu and Anal).

The problem started when I realized his breath smelled like old celery. And I don’t mean in the good “burp after beer that sometimes tastes the way potpourri smells” old celery.

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I mean, like, brown ear-wax colored putrid uncooked fish in the corner of a brothel.

Although it wasn’t as much of a problem as I’ve made it out to be because Bitcoin and I still decided to get pregnant together.

We’re going to send the baby to Harvard Prep and name him “ForLaterinus” because we enjoy Latin and saving things until future dates.

I have, at least, four buckets fermenting sand-melons in my backyard.

So and like such.

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i am giving the token minimal, to honor all our inner self-flag..... what a powerful symbolic nullness guesture neh?

This is worthy of at least 98 votes within 39 minutes, therefore, I am posting this comment for the specific purpose of downvoting it.

Eat my dick @ilt-yodith. You suck.

The problem if I downvote this, the comment will become invisible. Whereas this is the most funny part of this whole post.
Conundrum!

only great man can suck their own awesomeness

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